I hate one of my coworkers. I hate her with the burning rage of a thousand suns. Why do I hate her so? Because she is so willfully ignorant of the societal and social norms that everyone follows that she is as aggravating as as a double sided 80 grit sandpaper condom during sex. She constantly gets customer complaints because of her behavior and personality. She has been pushed to one particular department of the company literally because it's the area were she will do the least damage. My department. I've told her under no uncertain terms that she is not to talk to me unless it is business related and she responded in turn by immediately mocking me and telling her fellow coworker that I'm in a huff and a puff. My next step is to start writing formal complaints to HR. In the meantime, how can I -blam!- with her in ways that won't get me fired.