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11/24/2013 11:18:11 AM
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Obligatory lyric thread

*sings a sweet tune*

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  • [i]When I was young I knew everything And she, a punk who rarely ever took advice Now I'm guilt-stricken, sobbin' with my head on the floor Stopped a baby's breath and a shoe full of rice, no Can't be held responsible She was touchin' her face I won't be held responsible She fell in love in the first place For the life of me I can not remember What made us think that we were wise and we'd never compromise For the life of me I can not believe we'd ever die For these sins We were merely freshmen My best friend took a week's vacation to forget her His girl took a week's worth of valium and slept And now he's guilt-stricken, sobbin' With his head on the floor Thinks about her now and how he never really wept he said Can't be held responsible She was touchin' her face I won't be held responsible She fell in love in the first place For the life of me I can not remember What made us think that we were wise and we'd never compromise For the life of me I can not believe we'd ever die For these sins We were merely freshmen We tried to wash our hands of all of this We'd never talk of our lacking relationships And how we're guilt-stricken sobbin' with our heads on the floor We fell through the ice when we tried not to slip we'd say Can't be held responsible She was touchin' her face I won't be held responsible She fell in love in the first place For the life of me I can not remember What made us think that we were wise and we'd never compromise For the life of me I can not believe we'd ever die For these sins We were merely freshmen We were merely freshmen We were only freshmen [/i]

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  • It turns girls on that I'm mysterious, I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious. Because even on a slow day I can have a three way; Chat with two women at one time I'm so much cooler online

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    • Hey Don't write yourself off yet It's only in your head you feel left out or looked down on Just try your best Try everything you can And don't you worry what they tell themselves when you're away It just takes some time Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride Everything, everything will be just fine Everything, everything will be all right

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    • Hey yeah ! Hell yeah ! Hey yeah ! Hell yeah ! Good day's work for a good day's pay I'm proud to be American and that's okay Free to make my own way in this great nation But you get a different story on the TV station He's got a 35 job and a wife Privileged and spoiled and a glauten of life Wanted in crime and he won't shut up 'Cause the government won't wipe his butt Ohhh yeah ! United States of me... Chorus : Stand up ! If you're sick of all this Rise up ! All raise your fists Sing "Hey yeah ! Hell yeah !" Sing it out ! If you love this land Shout out loud ! Can I get an amen ? Amen, amen ! Oh, this country is badass Hey yeah ! Hell yeah ! Hey yeah ! Hell yeah ! Me, me, me on the world wide web Tweeting everything like it's gotta be said A little social network sorcery And you too can be a YouTube celebrity Drop out, go crazy It's the land of free I'm sure there's tax dollars for your therapy It's an ourself agenda straight to the bank When kids in other countries are writhing in pain Ohhh yeah ! But I thought it was cool to think America sucks Chorus : Stand up ! If you're sick of all this Rise up ! All raise your fists Sing "Hey yeah ! Hell yeah !" Sing it out ! If you love this land Shout out loud ! Can I get an amen ? Amen, amen ! Oh, this country is badass From Facebook to the Kardashians How do you see clear ? When all of the windows are mirrors... Stand up if you're sick of all this Rise up, raise your fists Sing "Hey yeah ! Hell yeah !" Chorus : Stand up ! If you're sick of all this Rise up ! All raise your fists Sing "Hey yeah ! Hell yeah !" Sing it out ! If you love this land Shout out loud ! Can I get an amen ? Amen, amen ! Stand up ! If you're sick of all this Rise up ! All raise your fists Sing "Hey yeah ! Hell yeah !" Sing it out ! If you love this land Shout out loud ! Can I get an amen ? Amen, amen ! Yeah, this country... ...is badass !

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    • Radio, someone still loves you.

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    • IS THIS THE REAL LIFE?

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      • Rack city bish

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      • Edited by Jim the Jew Lord: 1/14/2014 9:30:04 AM
        [i]Sent ya bich a dick pic and now she need glasses Turn your bitch Slick Rick right now if I flashed it Ate a couple pills took the bud out the plastic Flicking bogey ashes bitch I stay blasted[/i]

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      • Had sex with a pregnant girl, told my friends it was a threesome.

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        • got the steering wheel in one hand pussy in the other

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          • Oh... I know I'm unloveable You don't have to tell me I don't have much in my life But take it - it's yours I don't have much in my life But take it - it's yours Oh... I know I'm unloveable You don't have to tell me Oh, message received Loud and clear Loud and clear I don't have much in my life But take it - it's yours I know I'm unloveable You don't have to tell me For message received Loud and clear Loud and clear Message received I don't have much in my life But take it - it's yours I wear Black on the outside 'Cause Black is how I feel on the inside I wear Black on the outside 'Cause Black is how I feel on the inside And if I seem a little strange Well, that's because I am If I seem a little strange That's because I am But I know that you would like me If only you could see me If only you could meet me Oh... I don't have much in my life But take it - it's yours I don't have much in my life But take it - it's yours

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          • .. Why, do they call, me there? How can I fly? All this water I, I don't feel like I, could, ever swim to them, whales, in the sky, I feel they're so close, inside, and yet so far away Burst, into tears I feel sad my dreams, aflame the force has gone away Lie, on a stone Drop this load and cry, to see, the ocean planet is on burn.

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          • asdasda

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          • What's the worst thing I an say? This are better if I stay. So long, and goodnight, so long, not goodnight.

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          • Hey now, hey now Don't dreeeam it's oooover Hey now, hey now When the world comes in They come, they come [i]TO BUILD A WALL BETWEEEEN UUUUUS![/i]

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            • Im a Banana!

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            • Oops I did it again

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            • CHORUS: Get down on all fours, open your back door Don't it feel so goood with a lady and a doood Boy get in the center, she'll take off your sweater I'll take down your panties, dress you all in leather I had a fantasy since I was nine 'Bout blowin' loads in a butt while loads are blown in mine Don't blame me for bein' sick for dick Sometimes it's titties that I wanna lick I'm such a slut I've tried everything I've choked down six dix while eatin' Burger King That ain't shit compared to what I've done Once jacked off in a hot dog bun So I got a idea, little boys listen here Me and Hunx on you like cheese on a quesadilla We're almost late for a 12:30 luncheon It's your ass that we'll be munchin' Kidnap your ass like you're Patty Hearst Damn my dick is about to burst Boy I know that your homework is due But me and Chunx hella wanna screw (CHORUS) Two cocks one poosy, all three pretty juicy More fire in my crotch than Danny Bonadoocy Your mama looks like Tina Yothers But I'ma eat you up like Sally Struthers We'll take turns givin' ya head You'll be the baloney in our Wonderbread Stick your dick up in my coochie I never thought I'd feel so bougie I'll shove my nipples into your eyes While Hunx hits your ass with a birthday surprise I'm hungry, I'm randy and I just can't wait I'm fishin' for sluts and usin' Chunx as bait Playin' this game me and you together Dress him all up like a daddy of leather Pass the lube, the lettuce and the sour cream It's time for a DOUBLE DECKER SUPREME!!!! Oooh this dick tastes like shit LICK THE CLIT! LICK THE CLIT!!! Oooh this clit makes me sick LICK THE DICK! LICK THE DICK!!!! (x2)

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            • Never Hunger Never Prosper I Have Fallen Prey to Failure Struggle Within Triggered Again Now the Candle Burns at Both Ends Twisting under Schizophrenia Falling Deep into Dementia Old Habits Reappear Fighting the Fear of Fear Growing Conspiracy Everyone's after Me Frayed Ends of Sanity Hear Them Calling Hear Them Calling Me Birth of Terror Death of Much More I'm the Slave of Fear, my Captor Never Warnings Spreading its Wings As I Wait for the Horror She Brings Loss of Interest, question, wonder Waves of Fear They Pull Me under Old Habits Reappear Fighting the Fear of Fear Growing Conspiracy Everyone's after Me Frayed Ends of Sanity Hear Them Calling Hear Them Calling Me Into Ruin I Am Sinking Hostage of this Nameless Feeling Hell Is Set Free Flooded I'll Be Feel the Undertow Inside Me Height, hell, time, haste, terror, tension Life, death, want, waste, mass Depression Old Habits Reappear Fighting the Fear of Fear Growing Conspiracy Myself is after Me Frayed Ends of Sanity Hear Them Calling Frayed Ends of Sanity Hear Them Calling Hear Them Calling Me

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            • Pay day, you're a winner Pay day, you're a winner Keep cool, form a line Scared money, broke money Bow money, mo' money So sunny, cloud breaker Sound like a waverunner Wild mother, funky drummer You can get it how you wanna There's math and there's dealers And players and me They say that they winners Ok well, let's see You player, you play The rules of the trade The math of the date The times and the age But you want how you like Aim high, man, why not? Sun, moon, starry y'alls Each and all of y'alls Mathematics and dealers And players and me They say that they winners Ok well, let's see Sweepstakes Sweepstakes, you're a winner Sweepstakes, you're a winner Sweepstakes, you're a winner Sweepstakes, you're a winner Sweepstakes, you're a winner Sweepstakes Sweepstakes, you're a winner Pay day, you're a winner Keep cool, form a line Scared money, broke money Bow money, mo' money So sunny, cloud breaker Sound maker, wave runner Wild, wonder, funky drummer You can get it how you wanna "Who's the winner?" Said the dealer Every player, "Yeah me" So you say, "We will see" Player play, hey, ok Whatcha want? How you like? Aim high, why not? Sun, moon and starry y'alls Each and every all of y'alls Who's the winner? Yeah, me So you say, "We will see" Cloud breaker, danger beats Big Fleets Ha ok, let's eat Sweepstakes, you're a winner Sweepstakes, you're a winner Sweepstakes, you're a winner Sweepstakes, you're a winner Pay day, you're a winner Keep cool, form a line Scared money, broke money Bow money, mo' money So sunny, cloud breaker Sound maker, wave runner Wild, wonder, funky someone You can get at it how you wanna There's math and there's dealers And players and killers and me They say that they winners Ok well, let's see You player, you play The rules of the trade The math of the date The times and the age But you want how you like Aim high man why not? Sun, moon and starry y'alls Each and every all of y'alls There's math and there's dealers And players and me They say that they winners Ok well, let's see Sweepstakes, you're a winner Sweepstakes, you're a winner Pay day, you're a winner Keep cool, form a line Scared money, broke money Bow money, mo' money So sunny, cloud breaker Sound maker, wave runner Wild, wonder, funky drummer You can get it like you wanna "Who's the winner?" Said the dealer Every player, "Yeah me" So you say, "We will see" Player play, hey ok Whatcha want? How you like? Aim high, why not? Sun, moon and starry y'alls Each and every all of y'alls Who's the winner? Yeah, me So you say, "We will see" Cloud breaker, danger beats Fresh plates, let's eat Sweepstakes, you're a winner Sweepstakes, you're a winner Sweepstakes, you're a winner Sweepstakes, you're a winner Keep cool, form a line Scared money, broke money Bow money, mo' money So sunny, cloud breaker Sound like a waverunner Wild mother, funky drummer You can get it how you wanna There's math and there's dealers And players and me They say that they winners Ok well, let's see You player, you play The rules of the trade The math of the date The times and the age But you want how you like Aim high, man, why not? Sun, moon, starry y'alls Each and all of y'alls There's math and there's dealers And players and me

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              • Is this the real life...

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                • Edited by Greene: 1/14/2014 8:19:31 PM
                  The lack of Bohemian Rhapsody is disturbing...

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                • [quote]I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world Life in plastic, it's fantastic! You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere Imagination, life is your creation[/quote] No one said it had to be a good song...

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                  • Edited by yoursweetlord70: 12/2/2013 10:38:37 PM
                    Sit On My Face Sit on my face and tell me that you love me I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too I love to hear you oralize When I'm between your thighs You blow me away Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly Life can be fine if we both sixty nine If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places And play till we're blown away -Monty Python

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                    • I show up to court naked wearing nothing but a lawsuit. -Eminem; Evil Twin, MMLP2

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                    • Edited by Jaaake AU: 11/24/2013 11:31:11 AM
                      I can't resist. ... I step off the train I'm walking down your street again And past your door, but you don't live there anymore It's years since you've been there Now you've disappeared somewhere, like outer space You've found some better place And I miss you, like the deserts miss the rain And I miss you, like the deserts miss the rain

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