I chopped wood shirtless in front of my girlfriend who was making me s'mores and a pitcher of spiked lemonade. We then spent the night lovemaking under the stars to the sounds of Black Sabbath. That's pretty manly in my book.
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lemonade?
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Yes. Is there something wrong with lemons aka the manliest fruit?
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well if you are trying to be manly then yea
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What, you want me to drink apple juice aka the the little baby girl fruit?
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try a real alcoholic beverage.
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Why would I do that? There is nothing manly about drinking. It all it does is slowly degrade your mental process. Now Lemonade, that prevents scurvy, and any man worth his salt doesn't have scurvy.
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A manly man has a high tolerance
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Yes, he does. I cede the point to you.
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10/10 would read again Wow. Such amaze. Much manly.
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Thank you, I know. I'm pretty manly.