No seriously...
On the news, on the net, on this forum...
Every single US political argument, hell, every single little issue, ends up containing "libtards this" or "conservitards that".
Non stop, day in, day out. Both party's disagree on practically everything and wont back down on anything.
Its come to the point where the bloody US government has to stop over what essentially amounts too two groups of school children squabbling over the way poor people are denied health care, and blaming each other for the resulting mess. So why even bother?
Split the country in two, democrats get to run the north, republicans the south. Call it the Confederate states of America, and umm, I dunno, the Unified states of America. Military and debt split evenly between.
Each to their own side, and that should calm things down a bit :) .
Oh, Alaska and Hawaii can run wild and free. They should be find with all their oil/tourist money.
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One thing is for sure.. we are pushing ever so closer to a second Civil War.. Why not move all Liberals and Democrats to California and everyone else can live everywhere else? See which land does better?
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I feel I should point out vocal minorities and politicians in "safe" Conservative/Liberal Congressional Districts aren't good reasons to split a country.
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I bet Canada sounds real nice to you guys right now.
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You folks really need to start up a revolution already. Your congress is a bunch of blibbering asshats. Your presidents are the same dickheads every year. Oh my bad, that's right, you folks couldn't do it without an archaic law about guns that once gave you as citizens the ability to fight physically if your government was a piece of crap because battles back then were fought differently. But as for today, if that ever happened it'd be a free for all shoot em up with citizens and the military. Okay, tell you what, it's already buggered up beyond recovery over there, so let's all just sit back and watch just how long this train can run before it finally crashes. I'll make some popcorn, but you gotta bring your own chairs.
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Alaska becomes part of Canada. That is all.
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Can we ban 24 Hour news yet? In the United States, It's like the visual Internet giving voice to each extremist asshat agenda instead of them being shuffled back to AM late night radio shows.
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[quote]school children squabbling over the way poor people are denied health care[/quote] Why should I have to pay for someone elses healthcare? I already pay for their food stamps, and their welfare. When is enough, enough? Plus, why do they get the North? I want the North.
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>OP posts video on the pointless divide in politics >OP then rants about splitting the country in two OP confirmed retarded.
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That would be fun to see, but horrible for everyone.
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Then someone can take advantage of us because we got in a bad break up and we're vulnerable.
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How about politically assassinating the political parties.... So many problems just [i][b]WHOOSH[/b][/i]
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You do realise picking factions and squabbling is inherently human nature, and not just confined to muhrica?
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And make the civil war v2? hell no
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I'm Independent, -blam!- yeah.
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succulent
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[quote]Split the country in two, democrats get to run the north, republicans the south.[/quote] So, let me pose a couple questions to point out a few flaws. I'm gonna base statistics off the 2012 Election and Such Where would the split be? Kansas/Nebraska? That would cut California in half with the more liberal half south of the line. What about Conservative states in the North like the Dakota's, Montana, Wyoming, Idaho? What about southern Liberal States like New Mexico and Colorado? Would it be easy for people to move before the split if they want the other side?
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Yeah, there would be Texas and -blam!-tard land. Its funny cause it's true, liberals can't get anything done because they are caring for someone other than themselves all the time. Not saying helping others is bad but you come first, if you can spare (US debt near 20 trillion) It then help out someone who is less fortunate. Just so yall know, I make less than 20,000 a year and my mother is on food stamps because we actually need it. Not so we can pay off our new Mercedes.
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I think the west and east coasts should join canada and the Midwest and Texas can go burn in hell with their payload of regressionists.
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I represent Canada in saying that you can just give Alaska to us so the the map finally makes sense.
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Dear rest of 'merika, It's not you, it's me. We've just grown apart and the spark is gone. I think that we should start seeing other states. Can we stay friends and maybe have one last quickie, for old times sake?
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But then who will the centralised government oppress?
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Why just split into two different nations when we can split into FOUR different nations. Basically a red.vs.blue.vs.green.vs.yellow.
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Who gets the army. Didnt think about tht did you?
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Why should us elite Conservitards split the debt with the Demofags? Obama is responsible for half of it himself.
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Edited by cxkxr: 10/10/2013 10:16:36 PMOr we could just restore the powers back to the states... That way instead of two ways of life, there's 50. Some states will be extremely liberal, some conservative, some a mic of both, some extremely libertarian, some commie, some socialist.. There's a place for everyone depending on what the people living there want.
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I live in Al so im going to get the shit end of this deal lol