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8/20/2013 5:11:08 PM
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Man gets a fork stuck in his penis...

[url=http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/19/fork-in-penis_n_3779392.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular]Yep. A fork. Seriously.[/url] [quote]According to a report published in the International Journal of Surgery Cases earlier this month, the Canberra man was admitted to the hospital with "bleeding urethral meatus" after he stuffed a 4-inch fork into his urethra in an attempt to "achieve sexual gratification." Fortunately, the report says the fork was successfully removed using forceps and "copious lubrication." According to the report's authors, this isn't the first time that a man has attempted to insert a foreign object into his nether regions. Pens, safety pins, telephone cables, glue, cocaine, straws, marbles, light bulbs, carrots and snakes, among other strange things, have allegedly been found stuck in penises in the past. [/quote] Wait... telephone cables? How does a telephone cable get in someone's dick? That one is actually kind of impressive. It's worth pointing out here that NIH did [url=http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2984344/]an entire -blam!-ing study[/url] on this in 2010, on a guy who got two batteries up there. I, for one, am going to continue to keep my peehole a one way street. I would rather not end up in a report like that.

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  • Stick a fork in him, he's done... wait. Yeah, I've heard that you can masturbate using urethral stimulation, but why would you do that? POWs in WWII were tortured by having things inserted in their penises, why would anyone do that willingly?

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