I'm a conscientious genocidal space lord and humbly request evidence that the whole of present-day humanity does not deserve to be annihilated.
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If you destroy us, you don't get our cookies. If you let us live, then you get our cookies.
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Shut the -blam!- up roody poo. Come fight me in miami florida (PM for the address fruitcake), i'm out there flexing in miami bitch. giving slim and jigly bootied 5'9 110lb little giraffe necks 9.89 (on soft) inch'd. goodness. I had her on my shower for 3 hours straight pee'ing my DNA of her muffin snatch. Now come do something lame boy.
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Do you have Porn where you come from? I think not. Earth - 1 Alien - 0
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Um, adventure time? Hellsing? Halo? Destiny?
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At least I'm not an ugly-ass space alien with deep-seeded daddy issues. Yeah I said it.
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Because, I don't want to be killed! Come back tomorrow or something, I might change my mind then! Doubt it though! You could try Mars though, but I'm not sure they'd like it too much either!
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We have blackjack and hookers.
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We haven't been to Alpha Centauri yet.
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What kind of weapons would you be using?
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Because its superior to yours.
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Because we're going to r@pe and kill your civilization first.
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Sounds like fun.