Jesse converts to Catholicism and becomes a Boondock Saint. Two-Face Gus' soul is offered another chance at life by Satan to avenge Mike's death. Meanwhile, the entire Czech Republic collapses, and subsequently the EU breaks apart under unbearable fiscal stresses. At the White House (not the White house, the White House), President Morgan Freeman needs his fix to keep spying on citizens, but Todd's shit is shit. Freeman makes a pentagram of meth and there's a flash of light. In Albuquerque, Walter White is mowing down DEA agents to get them out of his territory. He makes a rush for the DEA headquarters, but TWOFACEGUS is there and he zaps Heisenberg with his laser eyes. There's another flash of light. TWOFACEGUS flys away to do something else. Walt limps into the DEA headquarters, where he takes an elevator to the top floor. The elevator opens, and there stands a translucent-blue-meth Drew Sharp. "The cycle of Mr. Chips-to-Scarface is an eternal one. I was built to maintain the cycle and bring balance to Albuquerque." "BUT I CAN CHANGE" says a bleeding-out Walt. "No, you can't. " "But what I need is a... choice," gasps Walt. "However, your presence here proves that the cycle is broken. You can choose one of three other solutions to RECTIFY (NOW SHOWING ON IFC) this. First, you can destroy, which is what Jesse would do. This will kill everyone on the planet that has ever thought about meth, including you. Second, you can rewrite every human's DNA with your meth's DNA. Third, you can BECOME THE METH." "OK I choose green, I guess." "OK." *disintegrates walt* *Everyone ever becomes meth* Executive Producer Vince Gilligan