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I don't want you to waste your time thinking that I'm not going to do what you pray for, ever.
Well, maybe just waste a little...
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Dear Lord, please make this desperate virgin get laid ASAP. And also forgive me for wanking it so much and watching so much porn. I'm going to keep doing it though, so keep on forgiving me.
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I'll pray to God. Not the teenager wishing to be funny who claims he's God.
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Oh praise the lord for this boy! "halleluja" For the disease hes got im going to cure with the power of jesus! Halleluja
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There's only one god I pray to.
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I pray to my master, father, and creator, but not to the likes of you. An imposter in wolfes clothing.
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When I saw the title I thought, 'Oh God, this is going to be stupid.' Then I smacked myself.
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-blam!- you God.
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I would but I'm anti-religious :/
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Only sometimes
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Did you make a profile just for this?
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Hahaha! Okay here I go! *Clasp hands together* [i]Dear God, I want to win the Florida lottery. If this happens I will love you forever.[/i]