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Edited by Obamasauce:
4/16/2013 6:12:20 PM
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Goin to a Strip Club
My friends are taking me to one.
How should I prepare myself?
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Don't get caught touching the girls by the security guy who checks every few seconds. Time it.
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Shit ton of $1 bills. Number of twenties depends on how many personal lap dances you want and/or if you want a little extra attention in the VIP.
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Lots, I mean lots of $1
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1 ReplyVodka and Red Bull
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1 ReplyNo matter how hard it may seem, keep your hands and penis to yourself.
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Get three rolls of pennies and throw them at the strippers.
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Take out cash before going. ATMs at clubs cost a fortune to use
