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originally posted in:TFS The Floods Sanctuary
4/8/2013 3:08:43 PM
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Xbox 360 Gamers Are The Best At Sex, Study Shows
[quote] Yes, people do actually do studies relating gamers' choice of consoles to their bedroom performances. The guys at Voucher Codes Pro in the UK have surveyed 1,747 partners of gamers, asking them what console their partner plays video games on, and also how good they are in bed, as part of "research into external influences on relationships".
The good news? If you're an Xbox 360 owner, apparently you are the most likely to be good at sex, with 54% being rated at least "Good" by their partners, while 22% were "Excellent". The next best console owners were those with a Wii or Wii U, of which 47% managed to be at least "Good" at sex, and 52% of respondents felt like there was a good balance between the amount of gaming and the frequency of sex.
The bad news? PC gamers were rated the worst at sex out of all the gaming systems, with only 3% being regarded as "Excellent" and a further 8% qualifying for "Very Good". Also, on the whole gamers are apparently quite average at sex, with 51% of the total failing to be rated "Good" by their partners, and 11% of participants claimed they wanted "less sex, more gaming" from their partners (ouch).
The whole study probably shouldn't be taken very seriously at all, but at least if you do happen own an Xbox 360 you could claim you're statistically more likely to be good at sex.[/quote]
AWWW CHEAAAAA, TAKE THAT YOU PC ELITISTS!
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Edited by Ownzy_: 4/9/2013 1:44:05 AMThat makes sense. I know a few guys who are pc gamers and lets just say they certainly are not the topic of gossip convo with the ladies. I'd comment on my own personal prowess or level of adeptness however I'm a gentleman and don't readily divulge details like that. But I'd agree with that study.
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Well PC players are nerds soooooo ye.
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Girls only come to my place to watch me play Rez. Get on my level, bro. 8)
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1 ReplyEdited by Entraps: 4/8/2013 5:51:32 PMWhat PC Gamers say to their wives in bed ^^^ PC Gamers, those goddamn neckbeards!
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I'd question the methods they used though, hah.
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I play both xbox and PC, where does that leave me?
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Hmmm. Well first off, you actually have to BE in that situation. lol sorry cave dwellers. Your hand doesn't count.
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All those hours playing Kinect are gonna pay off!
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Doesn't count 'cause i'm black
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1 ReplyLol. But it says they only surveyed 1747 people, which isn't much to base a study like this on.
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Who you tellin'?
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Lol, quite an interesting study.
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1 ReplyOkay, So I can see phallic symbols coming form playing a Wii, But what you've been diverse your entire life? My first console was a PlayStation, and from there I've played kiddie games on a Compaq, then went to the N64 From there I went to the PS2 and Gamecube, and got an Xbox a few months before the 360 was announced Not to mention in between all this I've had multiple handheld systems Anywho, I got my Xbox and it red ringed like five times total, and I bought a Wii with my own money sometime in '09 I think? I built my own computer this passed June, the parts where birthday gifts Then I got a PS3 this passed Christmas So with all that being said where the hell am I on that chart?
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We already knew PC gamers are terrible at anything that involves girls...
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Correlation is not necessarily representative of causation, and this study is a cle- The hell with it. LOLOLOLOLOLOL BADSADMADCRYTEKDICEVALVE?
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PC gaming master race.
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Hear that ladies? Im the best at sex. Come and get me.
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YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH
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I guess I'll just have sex with my heat sink then.
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Correlation =/= causation But given that the 360 is the most accessible console, it would make sense that the nerdier, probably less sexually active folks on the Wii, PS, and PC are considered worse.
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Makes sense. Think of age group and dedication to gaming. Wii's are likely to be younger, and PC gamers are much more dedicated to gaming, and spend less time in the sack. 360 owners tend to be more causal, and be older. All this really does is validate the market studies as to who is gaming on what.
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Hipi I call bullshit. There is no way that owning a 360 makes you better at sex. Then yet again... if it is actually true, I need to get laid to find out... <.<
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1 ReplyWhat if we own all the gaming systems? >.>
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Probably because the PC doesn't have a Kinetic like game for sex like the 360 does. Lolz?
