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Edited by A 3 Legged Goat:
9/9/2013 12:10:45 AM
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Create a crazy name for a Destiny weapon!
Have you noticed that Bungie is doing something unusual with Destiny's weapons? Instead of generic military designations for pistols and rifles, they're branding them with charming and witty names similar to the [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_spacecraft_in_the_Culture_series#Consider_Phlebas]Culture series by Iain M. Banks.[/url]* . Three such weapons are [i]The Fate of All Fools[/i], the [i]Pocket Infinity[/i] and the [i]Super Good Advice[/i].
Why don't we help them out? If you think you can come up with something more ridiculous, post it below!
*link provided by [url=http://www.bungie.net/en-us/Forum/Post?id=60132059&path=1]Stephen Laughlin[/url]
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4 RepliesSinister possesion, a Jet black sniper Rifle would be Fabulous. And a pistol called pocket rocket it s like a flare gun (in design wise) but shoots a tiny rocket. Thank you for reading.
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5 RepliesEven more: [b]Midas's Touch[/b]-A one shot kill revolver that turns enemies killed into Glimmer proportional to the size and difficulty of the enemy. [b]Nominal Fees[/b]-An assault rifle that shoots 3 bullets for the "expense" of 1. [b]Anti-Allegiance[/b]-A sniper rifle that has been scrounged from Fallen remains and deals double damage to the Fallen. [b]The 4th Wall[/b]-A rocket launcher that creates an "invisible" barrier within it's radius and deals damage to anyone inside it. [b]Ballistic Vengeance[/b]-A shotgun with ammo that rebounds and eviscerates any enemies hit by the buck shot. [b]The Heretic's Path[/b]-A sword that has the ability to garner lightning and shoot a bolt at enemies. Forged from a Samurai that betrayed his master.
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2 RepliesThe reaper, a massive revolver that has high damage(500dmg+/-) at a cost of high recoil and extremely rare ammo. The Juggernaut, an extremely rare HMG that only a titan could use due to its weight, fires explosive .50 rounds that are extremely rare, hipfire only.
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Grotesque Ogler.
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The turkey stuffer
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Edited by S33K3RFU3G0: 1/11/2014 12:13:46 AMI thought of a few more: [b]Shellshock[/b]-A rocket launcher that paralyzes any enemy hit for a few moments. [b]Hell Hath no Fury...[/b]-A sniper rifle with incendiary bullets that have a small explosive radius. [b]The Devil's Advocate[/b]-A shotgun that fires in a burst mode and causes killed enemies to explode, damaging any in the blast zone. [b]Buzzkill[/b]-A super powerful rocket launcher that has target-seeking missiles but takes a long time to reload. Large blast radius. [b]The Linebacker[/b]-An assault rifle that has high damage and a knock back effect. [b]Cataclysmic Occurrence[/b]-A revolver that creates a small singularity at the point of impact, causing any enemies close enough to be sucked into nothingness. [b]Fee Fi Fo Fum...[/b]-A rocket launcher that, upon impact, shakes the ground and takes down the shields of all enemies on the map. (Can only hold two rockets at any given time)
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The Flood A mortar gun with three triggers that all have to be held down at once to fire. It has the charm of a N64 controller with all the functionality of #Offtopic.
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4 RepliesDemon Blade - a blade found only in the hands of the lost souls of space. The sword is shaped to the hand. A flawless fit and firm mold at grip. However, on it's upside, sharpness is the last thing you notice as the dark space magic, were its magic originates from, swirls and wraps itself in and out of the dark and sinister blade. The words ingraved on the blade show of a language saught to be of an ancient world. The tongue ingraved is tongues of the demons. This blade carries great power. Stealing the life from enemies, their very souls, but there is a catch. Once you use the blade it is bound to you. You may not let it go as the demons of space have harvested and collected your soul. You will become a Dark Guardian of the Traveler. You are soulless, but powerful and inhuman in mind. Although if you're a soulless machine the darkness of this blade corrupts you regardless. It's power has endless amount of possible way to express itself. For the story of this blade you must wait as I will make a related post when I'm up for it. I actually have a full story in mind of what it is and where it came from. I'm drunk and typed this, so hope it's readable. I had autocorrect.
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Wait for It wait for it...[spoiler] the wabajack [/spoiler]its taken but it's good
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Hell bane any kinda fire weapon. Cerberus a 3 barreled gun. The thunderdrume an electric weapon. Mjolnir a hard hitting weapon probably exclusive to the Titan. Charon a gun that deals extra damage to hive. The Achilles. A gun that deals crit if you shoot them in the ankle. The Loki it shoots a double of you to distract your enemies as a special. The appollo it shoots a beam of light.
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[quote]Have you noticed that Bungie is doing something unusual with Destiny's weapons? Instead of generic military designations for pistols and rifles, they're branding them with charming and witty names similar to the [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_spacecraft_in_the_Culture_series#Consider_Phlebas]Culture series by Iain M. Banks.[/url]* . Three such weapons are [i]The Fate of All Fools[/i], the [i]Pocket Infinity[/i] and the [i]Super Good Advice[/i]. Why don't we help them out? If you think you can come up with something more ridiculous, post it below! *link provided by [url=http://www.bungie.net/en-us/Forum/Post?id=60132059&path=1]Stephen Laughlin[/url][/quote] The Wolf Claw: an ancient sword that catches on fire with black flames when enemies are near.
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The persuader a revolver
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The Raspy.
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The derp
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The penlight
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WEEZY!!!! *Lil wayne approves*
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The yeezy The miley The gaga The biebz
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Edited by Veinq: 1/9/2014 4:30:32 PM[b]Ice Ice Baby[/b] Battle Rifle esque weapon that fires a burst of ice, more ice and a baby. [b]The BETA[/b] A gun that is really powerfull, but sometimes jams and hurts the user. [b]Nightengale[/b] A pistol that does more damage at night. [b]The Funeral[/b] Heavy tier Sniper Rifle that shoots rounds at such a high speed the bullets start increasing its heat and become burning bullets over distance.
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Edited by Samurai Bushidou: 1/9/2014 11:48:09 AMBlindman's Shotgun,"Spreads shotgun lead balls so much,how could you miss? Fire and Forget,"Fire the rocket launcher once and forget about that enemy being alive!" Okami No Seishin,("Wolf Spirit" in japanese)"A assault rifle that has a white wolf on the left and right side of the gun and shoots blue flaming incendiary rounds" I will have more when I think of some.
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"Varporizer"
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"Durandal's Message"
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Needs More Gravitas
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the red eared slider. the black phoenix rising Vortex recursor
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1 Replysenbonzakura and jakuho raikoben
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6 Replies[b]Sincerely, Anonymous[/b]-A sniper rifle that gives the illusion of of shooting from multiple angles so that your location stays hidden. [b]End Game[/b]-A really powerful rocket launcher with a large radius of impact. [b]Hell's Reign[/b]-An LMG that has an incendiary effect with a reload that causes a circle of fire to appear around you whilst reloading. [b]Untold Riches[/b]-A shotgun that allows extra XP gain with each kill. [b]The Holy Hand Grenade[/b]-I think the name is self serving. [b]Hierarchy[/b]-An assault rifle that increases exponentially in stats and abilities through leveling up. [b]Ronin[/b]-A legendary sword of ancient origin and mystical powers. [b]User Friendly[/b]-A sniper that adds temporary health and shield boosts to your Guardian with each sequential kill. [b]UFM (Unidentified Flying Missiles)[/b]-A rocket launcher that rains missiles down in a mortar-like fashion upon your foes.
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Edited by Squizzlor: 1/8/2014 10:10:52 PMSBD Barking Spider [spoiler]silenced shotgun Revolver[/spoiler]
