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Edited by A 3 Legged Goat:
9/9/2013 12:10:45 AM
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Create a crazy name for a Destiny weapon!
Have you noticed that Bungie is doing something unusual with Destiny's weapons? Instead of generic military designations for pistols and rifles, they're branding them with charming and witty names similar to the [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_spacecraft_in_the_Culture_series#Consider_Phlebas]Culture series by Iain M. Banks.[/url]* . Three such weapons are [i]The Fate of All Fools[/i], the [i]Pocket Infinity[/i] and the [i]Super Good Advice[/i].
Why don't we help them out? If you think you can come up with something more ridiculous, post it below!
*link provided by [url=http://www.bungie.net/en-us/Forum/Post?id=60132059&path=1]Stephen Laughlin[/url]
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[i]Quarter Pounder[/i]- Shotgun [i]Get it While it's Hot[/i]- Flamethrower [i]Silent But Deadly[/i]- silenced sniper rifle [i]Sorry Couldn't Hear That[/i]- rocket launcher [i]The final frontier[/i]- any flying vehicle
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1 ReplyThe Final Countdown - A Heavy Rocket Launcher which takes 15 secs to charge while making the sound of an air raid siren(spinning red light included) and delivers a devastating mini nuke, complete with mushroom cloud(sound somewhat familiar?). This is the most powerful projectile in the game and will kill any enemy close to it, while dealing massive burn damage to further organic enemies. Downsides are that if user is hit while charging, the timer is canceled and reset and you'll have to start all over again. Must have a lock-on at close range so you can't camp far away from the fight uninterrupted. User and teamates will be damaged if too close. This weapon is more about fun than anything The Noobtube - 100,000,000,000,000,000 impact grenades per microsecond, infinite ammunition. Loserfags only [b]IT'S NO USE[/b] - Grabs enemies with phsycic force and violently throws them backwards into whatever is behind them. Limited use, must charge for 2 secs after use must be close range, if objects behind him are too far will simply have enemy be pushed back, fall over and get back up Slickstream - Shoots heavy stream of oil, causing enemies to slip. This can be ignited with a spark, fire, energy etc. Has flamethrower mode, which however has less range, and enemies will only be on fire for incredibly short duration of time. Bungie Jumper - 1 time use, must be picked up, found in certain locations. This weapon launches most enemies into the air, and once they hit the ground will bounce up again. Does not affect Cabal, only does minor damage. Good if you need time to recover, can also use this time to shoot enemies(or both) Golden Greatsword - Titan special ability. Giant, golden futuristic sword. Can be swung 3 times, same damage as golden gun
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The electric eel in my pants.
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1 ReplyLast Rights Sniper rifle with all elemental damage when firing from the hip. 2x Normal damage while crouched and scoped.
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1 Reply[b][u]The Siren[/u][/b] [spoiler]Cause once you hear it sing, you're heading to the [b]Crusty Bottom[/b][/spoiler]
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1 ReplyThe knobinator The great Brit Zions testy Shaft of pain Terra ferma Juliet? [b][i][u]THE BANE!!!!!![/u][/i][/b]
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Widow Maker Got that name from the type of heart defect that I had! Nearly killed me, it did!
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The penetrator
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The cat gun: it shoots cute cats
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The 3 legged goat, it has three triggers so can only really be used by a fallen captain......and it has the head of a goat.....and it fires goats.
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The x wife
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Powdermaker
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The Stinson
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The Gobsmacker!!!
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Shocking Surprise - Sniper rifle that when you headshot someone, they explode in electricity damaging enemies around them.
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Zeus's Bane - Greek themed rocket launcher
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[b]Drop[/b] [i]WARNING: FOR OUTDOOR USE ONLY[/i] An artillery cannon that displays the projectile's predicted path on your teammates' screens, slows wielder when equipped, single round per magazine, long reload time, high damage within a large blast radius, slow(ish) projectile, can be upgraded with MIRV ammunition.
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The Higgs Boson.
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Game breaker- Exotic belt fled machine gun Noob slayer- Shotgun Careful it bites- Pistol
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[b]Flechette Dragon[/b]- A six barreled belt fed rotary cannon of a shotgun with incendiary anti-armor ammunition.
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3 RepliesEdited by JKROCKSOK: 10/28/2013 10:24:42 PM"Phone a friend" - Pistol "Good news" - Assault rifle "I like trains" - Rail gun "Conspiracy theory" - Rocket launcher of doom "The last thing You'll never see" - Sniper "Rage-quit" - Shotgun "Close enough" - Shotgun "Tea-Bag" - Grenade "Pew-Pew" Lock on laser designator for orbital Laser "Fighting fire with fire" Flamethrower "Enemies with benefits" - Could be anything?
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1 ReplyMovie references seem cool "When in doubt" Hand Cannon "Emergency Exit" double barrel, belt fed, automatic shotgun w/ armor piercing slugs. "One ugly muther -blam!-er" rocket launcher "Boom Stick" self explanatory "Second Breakfast" SMG Just a few :-)
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Two phrases: "Bite the Pillow" and "Giant-ass rocket launcher."
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Must I say it... [spoiler] The Penetrator [/spoiler]
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Yippee ki yay mutha-blam!-er! Shoots explosions
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2 RepliesThe "Surprise Motherf******" Exotic machine gun that turns the user invisible until they fire. The first shot also yells "Surprise Motherf******."
