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Edited by A 3 Legged Goat:
9/9/2013 12:10:45 AM
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Create a crazy name for a Destiny weapon!
Have you noticed that Bungie is doing something unusual with Destiny's weapons? Instead of generic military designations for pistols and rifles, they're branding them with charming and witty names similar to the [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_spacecraft_in_the_Culture_series#Consider_Phlebas]Culture series by Iain M. Banks.[/url]* . Three such weapons are [i]The Fate of All Fools[/i], the [i]Pocket Infinity[/i] and the [i]Super Good Advice[/i].
Why don't we help them out? If you think you can come up with something more ridiculous, post it below!
*link provided by [url=http://www.bungie.net/en-us/Forum/Post?id=60132059&path=1]Stephen Laughlin[/url]
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1 ReplySheila The Cave Devil Chupathingy(or Puma, or Walrus) O'Mally Cabooses Crayon Cannon(personal favorite) The Freelancer Mother of Invention The Director Señor Lopez Headlight fluid It's a Legitimate Strategy The Shy Ambadasdor(specifically spelled) Don't mess with Tex <RvB>
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10 RepliesThe Sarge , heavy exotic shotgun . " Son you can shoot me , beat me over the head , take away my weapon , but if you think im going to step one pinky toe inside blue base without my shotgun , you must not know who you're dealing with ." - Sarge - red team RvB
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1 ReplyBatteries Not Included- Fusion Smg Listen to the Voices- Semi-auto Shotgun The Conductor of Souls- Semi-auto handgun
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NECRO!
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Cool Breeze Oh happy day Vertigo Dreams
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3 Replies[b][i]Founding Father[/i][/b]- 1887 Flintlock pistol styled handgun with a modern (in Destiny's terms) plasma combustion chamber. [b][i]Hang Time[/i][/b]- A rocket launcher that blows your opponent to the heavens. [b][i]Little Big Tiny[/i][/b]- Sawed off laser shotgun. [b][i]You See Me Not[/i][/b]- Long range sniper rifle. [b][i]Run and Gun[/i][/b]- Heavy machine gun. [b][i]Chop[/i][/b]- Assault rifle with high power and bad accuracy [b][i]Judge and Jury[/i][/b]- .50 Magnum. [b][i]Training Day[/i][/b]- Every Guardian's starting weapon. [b][i]The Legacy[/i][/b]- 16 karat gold plated sniper rifle. [b][i]Spray and Pray[/i][/b]- SMG [b][i]In Time Of Need[/i][/b]- One shot kill shotgun that only holds one shell and can only be shot every half hour. [b][i]Birds Eye View[/i][/b]- Javelin style rocket launcher. [b][i]Vantage[/i][/b]- Sniper rifle. [b][i]Da Vinci[/i][/b]- A rustic semi-auto rifle. [b][i]Seven Souls Preach[/i][/b]- A 7-shot single action revolver. [b][i]The Light[/i][/b]- Plasma SMG. [b][i]Solicitor[/i][/b]- Assault rifle. [b][i]Equinox[/i][/b]- Long range fusion rifle. [b][i]Solstice[/i][/b]- Long range rail gun. [b][i]Tip of The Hat[/i][/b]- Assault SMG.
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Penetrator close range bayonet shotgun
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Ark cannon-hand gun, Grimm Reaper-shotgun, and the honey badger-smg
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Love this thread. Can't wait to see the rest of the in game gun names. [b]A line of dual wield weapons:[/b] Thunder, And Lightning Truth, And Justice Pain, No Gain Make War, Not Love Assault, and Battery Insult, and Injury Told You Once, Told You Twice Death, and Taxes Null, and Void [b]Hand Cannon:[/b] Lucky Punk [b]Random Names:[/b] Grim The Clincher Oath Keeper Failsafe Friendly Criticism Referee Peacekeeper Deal Breaker Strictly Business The Business End "Muted" or "Get Muted" Boss Hardball Provocation Payday Sum of All Fears Terms of Surrender Acquittal Bankruptcy Actual Bodily Harm Arson Blackmail Breach of Contract Capital Punishment Extreme Prejudice Caveat Last Laugh Coercion Tax Day Duress Euthanasia Foreclosure Paid In Full The Pacifist Misadventure Remedial Action Account Manager Next of Kin Notice to Quit The Negotiator Option #2 Attitude Adjustment Corrective Action Word to the Wise A Lack of Miscommunication Lights Out Last Call Due Process Reasonable Force Repeat Offender Satisfaction Bedtime Story Ghost Story Accomplice The Undertaker Unregistered The Witness Writ of Execution Crystal Clear- "Did I stutter" Final Notice Closure Prevailing Opinion Unsolved Mystery Accessory to Murder Restitution Act of God Word of Wisdom Accounts Payable Stupid Question BFF Best Man Easy Button Problem Solved Dirty Work Mine's Bigger- Or just "Bigger" for short Hospitality Creative Differences The Teacher Lesson Learned Sensei Bad Blood Wormwood Good Intentions Absolute Zero A Simple Misunderstanding Going Away Present Rage Quitter Twilight Surprise Overwhelming Odds Odin's Favor Parting Gift One Good Reason The Meat Grinder An Ugly Conversation Hard Knocks - "School is in session" A Better Idea Junkyard Dog Voice of Reason [b]Rocket Launcher:[/b] Fender Bender
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Cupcake....
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Edited by The Random: 9/16/2013 4:10:12 PM"The Bullet Hose" or just "Bullet Hose" for a mini-gun/SMG. If I'm not mistaken, that was Bungie's nickname for the SMG in Halo 2? If so, this would be a good chance to use that nickname as an actual name for a weapon in Destiny.
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2 RepliesJUDGEMENT DAY HEAVY MACHINE GUN
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Jokes on you Killjoy Punchline For whom the bell tolls
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Dark Horse
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Ragnarok, the Norse end of the world
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2 Replies"Time for trouble, make it double" -dual pistols
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Ygdrassil- Machine gun in the shape of a snake Aesirs wrath- Pulse Rifle What the ladies like- Hand Cannon Ragnarok- Exotic handgun Kennedy's Revenge- Sniper Rifle Round one knock out- shotgun
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2 Replies"Manifest Destiny" a western style revolver or breech shotgun
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Edited by Komatose: 10/28/2013 4:45:08 AM"This could be bad" a rocket launcher "Hey y'all watch this" LMG "Reach out and touch someone" sniper rifle "Russian roulette" revolver "Hand of Death" shotgun "My little friend" smg "Judge, jury, and executioner!" Assault rifle
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Wait It Gets Worse
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Edited by TheDeranged0ne: 3/3/2014 1:10:41 AMHandcannon- Void Gazer, Hulk, Mischief Maker Sniper Rifle- Silent Night, The Sure Shot, Your Next Headache Shotgun- The Painter, Managed Anger Rocket Launcher- Confetti Maker LMG- The Mulcher SMG- Compact Carnage Assault Rifle- The Grim Reminder Sword- Needle, Reaper, Divide I have better names but dont want to put them out when I know they wont be used.
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5 Replies[b]Feeling Lucky Punk?:[/b] A pistol that has a 50/50 chance of having an additional round in the magazine once the last bullet is fired. The additional round would deal increased damage. [b]I'll be Back!:[/b] A powerful shotgun that switches with your secondary weapon once fired. The first round you shoot after switching to this weapon deals additional damage. [b]The Gremlin:[/b] A semi-auto pistol. If you pick up pistol ammo between midnight and 6am it changes into an auto rifle and deals additional damage temporarily. [b]Clever Girl:[/b] A rocket launcher that fires upwards like a javelin and crashes down on the target. Deals additional damage if the target was wielding a shotgun, or has the Hunter class. [b]Must Go Faster!:[/b] An auto rifle whose fire rate increases as your health gets lower. [b]1..2........:[/b] A sniper rifle that deals massive damage but has a slow load time and a 3 round magazine. If you empty the magazine it gives you an electric shock that stuns you. Lol That was fun.
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4 RepliesEdited by ShaughnTr0n: 3/3/2014 12:48:05 AM[b]2 Birds 1 Stone[/b] Sniper that pierces cover/people. [b]Wake Me When You Need Me[/b] Revives a fallen teammate [b]Judge, Jury, and Executioner[/b] Marksman rifle Fires a 3-round burst. If all 3 bullets land, target is slowed. [b]Finishing The Fight[/b] Assault rifle Last bullet in the magazine does 100% more damage. [b]I Need A Weapon[/b] Takes ammo from other players in multiplayer
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6 RepliesThe Boom - MoreConsole inspired rocket launcher. Good Cop, Bad Cop - Dual hand cannons. Walk Down Memory Lane - Shotgun. The "Do You Ever Wonder Why We're Here?" - Red and Blue painted sniper rifle. What? - Pistol. Say "What?" One More Time - X2 of the above Pistol. Honest Politician - Heavy Machine Gun. First Kiss - Shotgun. Incomprehensible Circumstances - Think "Scarab Gun." Bungie Forums - A really inaccurate assault rifle. Soft Little Friend - A Silence SMG that sounds like the purring of a tiny kitty cat when being fired.
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1 ReplyShotgun: you ain't datin my daughter
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[i]Quarter Pounder[/i]- Shotgun [i]Get it While it's Hot[/i]- Flamethrower [i]Silent But Deadly[/i]- silenced sniper rifle [i]Sorry Couldn't Hear That[/i]- rocket launcher [i]The final frontier[/i]- any flying vehicle
