Have you noticed that Bungie is doing something unusual with Destiny's weapons? Instead of generic military designations for pistols and rifles, they're branding them with charming and witty names similar to the [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_spacecraft_in_the_Culture_series#Consider_Phlebas]Culture series by Iain M. Banks.[/url]* . Three such weapons are [i]The Fate of All Fools[/i], the [i]Pocket Infinity[/i] and the [i]Super Good Advice[/i].
Why don't we help them out? If you think you can come up with something more ridiculous, post it below!
*link provided by [url=http://www.bungie.net/en-us/Forum/Post?id=60132059&path=1]Stephen Laughlin[/url]
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Edited by Lord Decitron: 11/12/2013 5:16:41 PMThe Song That Never Ends The Great Unequalizer And Taxes Biased Opinion Well Articulated Rebuttal Collect Call Your Medicine Sociopolitical Discourse Melee Range Free Range Organic Certified Advanced Party Favor Technology This Way Forward No Stamps Required Suppository System The Martian Hockey Team The Entire Lunar Army If Found Please Return Someone's Bad Day Bolt-Action Express Catharsis Disproportionate Retribution Apocalypse Pow Series Of Unfortunate Events Weak Anthropic Principle Unlicensed Nuclear Accelerator Filibuster Just A Few Questions Cursory Examination Distinct Tactical Advantage Just Add Water Candygram Decongestant THE FINAL BOSS
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"THE CONVERSATION" light railgun [spoiler]!the duck is the gun![/spoiler]
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Edited by Gregory Marshall: 11/12/2013 4:27:25 PMThe Nihilist In Over Your Head A Cup Of STFU Make My Day Twitch The Pragmatist Short Stop An Inconvenient Truth Fortune Teller I'll Be Back
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The Purgetory Shotgun The Confession Magnum Demonica (Assault rifle) HOLY NAMES MAKE GUNS AMAZING
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RATED PONY GRANDE KILLER or rpg killer
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The Jokes on You Punchline Something Wicked (this way comes) Blue Falcon (look it up)
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One Gun to Rule Them All..
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Aw what happened
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The JFK Memorial
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Tub thumper
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The handicapped fish
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The Failed Wink
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The ACDC Assassin
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death sentence
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political
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50/50
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good morning new day microwavable what did you say? before you can say boom
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The flash Umbra Spøkêlse
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Edited by PRIME v2: 10/29/2013 12:07:27 AMTo infinity... Power Hour Smoke and mirrors Wink Wink, Nudge Nudge ;) I'd love Bungie to name some guns like Magic: The Gathering cards... As in a specific character within the fiction had an exotic piece of gear that was lost or stolen then found by a Guardian...
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The Dehumanizer: portable nuke launcher
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Our favourite goat bringing another nice thread. Deadman's Switch - A peculiar revolver that fires once after you're killed. The Archdukes Hand Grenade - An unusually large 'pistol' that fires shotgun slugs. Conciliation Fee - An extremely powerful, and sluggish scoped rifle. G.I. - A reliable, and vintage fourty-five pistol. Blackmail - A quiet, bolt action sniper rifle. Small Voice - An exotic rocket launcher or heavy shotgun.
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Sempiternal Deadman Chosen The One Who's Next? Cranial Destruction Clarity Liberation The Chernobyl Disaster Zero Arrow The Big Bang Blood Is The New Black Sleepy Time Body's Falling Scarred Forever Deaths Embrace Authority Hollow Headed John/Jane Doe Kiss Of The Damned Little Pain Oblivion The Wicked Born From Death Serenity Flash-point Killing With A Smile Deep Blue Endgame Singularity Glory Triple Horn La La La Not For Joking Counting Holes
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"Walk of Shame" "Keep the Change" "Fat Lady's Song" "Clean Up in Aisle 9" "It's Not You, It's Me" "From Old Russia with Love" "Rosebud" "Catch!"
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Oh Yes I Did Don't Make Me Come Back There Something to Cry About Slow Motion Train Wreck STFU Can of Worms Problem Solved Snick Snick Postal Enabler Big Bada Boom Sid & Nancy Black Steel in the Hour of Chaos Non Apology
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The Holy Hand Grenade "Consult the book of Armaments"
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"The Ex-Wife"