Have you noticed that Bungie is doing something unusual with Destiny's weapons? Instead of generic military designations for pistols and rifles, they're branding them with charming and witty names similar to the [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_spacecraft_in_the_Culture_series#Consider_Phlebas]Culture series by Iain M. Banks.[/url]* . Three such weapons are [i]The Fate of All Fools[/i], the [i]Pocket Infinity[/i] and the [i]Super Good Advice[/i].
Why don't we help them out? If you think you can come up with something more ridiculous, post it below!
*link provided by [url=http://www.bungie.net/en-us/Forum/Post?id=60132059&path=1]Stephen Laughlin[/url]
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Gamemaster: Not too much damage until it levels up enough, then an exponential increase
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911: machine gun high damage but barely any range unless burst fired.
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"Play date"
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Silenced sniper rifle- Silent shot, deadly shot.
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The One Who Knocks: exotic shotgun with knock back effects Desperate Gambit: Revolver that fires heavy damaging explosive rounds that may explode on you. Economic Profit: SMG that increases drop rates for money and loot. Trickshooter: Sniper Rifle that increases damage/crit damage with ricocheting bullets
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A price for light.
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Friggin lazer gun
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"The Oozing Titty" - A flamethrower variant that sends out clouds of whitish gas that do slight damage over time to all enemies within.
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Apply Directly to the Forehead. Exotic Shotgun.
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Pulse check 911 call man down sanitary surgeon
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The skat,plays wired music while firing a mouth.
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Get the f#*k down
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The penetrator
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Hail Caesar
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Du Hast Mich
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Tales of Terror Destructious Maxius Particle disintegration of death
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The "where did that come from" - a pistol that blows up a 5 seconds after u die.
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[i]Das Boot[/i]
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[i]A Little to the Left [/i] [i]Hey, Listen![/i]
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The Kraken
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Words Unspoken
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Thor's own anti-son-of-a-bitch gun xD
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Spray-Tank
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[b]Dark Roast[/b] [b]The Weeping Willow[/b] [b]Sonata of Fools[/b] [b]The Diverged Road[/b] [b]Flaming Conquistador[/b] [b]A New Device[/b] [b]Abrupt Silence[/b] [b]Dark Ratatat[/b] [b]Living Color[/b] [b]Three Ring Binder[/b]
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