So I'm at college and starving, and campus dining is closed, and there is nothing worth eating in my dorm. I also don't like going to restaurants by myself because it just feels awkward(plus most of the restaurants in walking distance are near the ghetto so I don't want to be by myself at night so I don't get jumped by the crackheads), but everyone I know either went home for the weekend, or aren't answering their phones. so flood, what to do?
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You can have some of my cup noodles. I don't mind sharing
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You could invite me to eat with you. I have amazing table manners.
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Luckily, the transfer dorms have a market that is open until 1am where I am at. But, yeah, I often use dining halls and grocery shopping to avoid this.
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Want me to deliver you something human?
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I know how you feel. I've had those nights where I'm starving in the dorm and can't get food till morning. Do you have places the deliver to the campus or a Wal Mart nearby? You might just have to make do with the food you have.
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1. Look for food 2. Hurry and find that food 3. Find that food 4. Unwrap that food 5. Put that food in the microwave 6. If you don't have one put it in the oven 7. Heat up that food 8. Wait for food to heat up 9. Continue waiting for that food to heat up 10. Think about the food while that food heats up 11. Get food out of microwave 12. If you don't have one get your food out of your oven 13. Put whatever toppings you need on that food 14. I recommend pepper on that food 15. Get a fork, spoon or knife to assist in eating that food 16. Proceed to put that hot food in your mouth. 17. Chew food and swallow, marveling at the hot stuff going down your throat 18. Finish food and drink water to wash down that food 19. Nagisa dies at the end of Clannad
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You and I, we are very similar...
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Order delivery. Find a supermarket and make noodles. Eat at a restaurant by yourself. Invite yourself over to someone's place who has food. Eat your arm. Eat someone else's arm. Eat the grass outside. Chew the inside of your cheek. Cry. Just a few options.
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Don't eat. Food is fattening.
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Eating yourself is the only option.
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Order pizza