"Satisfy Your Grunty Thirst" "Our Webmaster Wears a Gorilla Suit and a Jetpack" "Johnston Knows What the Ladies Like" "You're a good player, and your mom is a classy lady" "Get the Slingshot Ready!" "Satisfying Your Mom Since 1991" "Bip. Bap. Bam! Welcome to Bungie." "Don't Make us Kick Your Ass" "People have been pounding out site for Years. Big Time." "Stats like phat stacks." "We promise to keep our Sniper Rifles off the streets." "Achronos is getting lazy, he blames Stosh" "[i]Always[/i] check where those links are actualy taking you." I also found an anchient post while looking for the original whambulance quote. It said: "Someone call the Whaaaaambulance!" [Edited on 08.16.2012 1:19 AM PDT]