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9/26/2005 7:49:37 AM
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Skippy's List: 213 things Skippy can no longer do in the U.S. Military
[url=http://www.skippyslist.com/skippylist.html]Linky[/url]
Funny stuff. I especially love number 100.
[quote]#100. Claymore mines are not filled with yummy candy, and it is wrong to tell new soldiers that they are.[/quote]
Classic.
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20. Must not taunt the French any more. 21. Must attempt to not antagonize SAS. 22. Must never call an SAS a “Wanker”. 29. The Irish MPs are not after “Me frosted lucky charms”. 35. Not allowed to sing “High Speed Dirt” by Megadeth during airborne operations. (“See the earth below/Soon to make a crater/Blue sky, black death, I'm off to meet my maker”) 76. "Teddy Bear, Teddy bear, turn around" is *not* a cadence. [b]You would be surprised how many songs make a good cadence. Old McDonald had a farm can be said to a military cadence tune[/b] 77. The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for." [Edited on 9/26/2005]
