Quagmire (running through mall and accidentally into the camera room): Where am I, am I dead? Security Guard: No, this is where we monitor all the dressing rooms in the mall so we can keep an eye out for shoplifters. (Woman on Monitor has heart attack) Quagmire: Oh my God! That one's having a heart attack! (Runs to womans dressing room.) Quagmire: (Rubs womans chest and breathes in her mouth. Woman becomes conscious.) Woman#2: That was amazing! Woman#3: You saved her life! Woman#4: Thank God you know CPR! Quagmire: What the hell is CPR?