Your moma is so ugly they filemd the movie gorillas in the mist while she was taking a shower
[Edited on 4/21/2005]
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your mom is so fat that: she was taken over by a small militia and is now "The republic of your mom" i hit my head on the ceiling when i was tryin to bang her she sat on a quarrter and a booger popped out of george washingtons nose whenever she lays out on the beach greenpeace comes and tries to throw her in the cops make her wear a sign that says wide load when shes walking she has to wear an orange slow moving vehicle sign your mom is so nasty that: she has to put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh [Edited on 4/25/2005]