Since almost no information on the internet can be trusted today, we thought we'd provide our usual island of calm logic, answers to pressing questions and solutions to difficult problems. We also address some big rumors.
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oh man, how can anyone believe this? this is definitely an april fools joke! i mean look at that picture! it doesn't even look like mister chief! i think it's a photoshoped fake. how else could you get him to look so old. bungie you liars! ...now i just have to wait until [i]pimps at sea[/i] is released...