Yo moma so short, she does backflips under the bed Yo momas so short, you can see her feet on her drivers license Yo momas so fat, when she broke her leg, gravy poured out Yo momas so old she has Picture of Moses in her yearbook Yo momas so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper Yo momas so old, everyone asked her how the romans died Yo momas house so dirty, Roches get around in Dune Buggies Yo momas house so dirty, when i went to take a crap, a roach slapped my ass and told me to wait my turn!