since iv seen various posts in which someone always brings up a yo mama joke..here it is.
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yo mamma so fat she jumped in the ocean and spain claimed a new world. yo mamma so old she sat with jesus in first grade. yo mamma so smelly she creepe dup on the bath water. yo mamma so old she road a chariot to high school. yo mamma so stupid she chased a bird off a cliff. yo mamma so fat she make sumos look anerexic. yo mamma so poor i was in an alley i picked up a penny she said hey! thats my life savings.