It would be a well tempered yet rather sarcastic / condescending walrus with an affinity for video games.
That is all.
Edit:
You know it's true, don't deny it.
[Edited on 11.15.2012 12:54 AM PST]
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Our puke will help Bungie... wait.. I thought Whales... Oops. We'd be fat. [Edited on 11.15.2012 8:55 PM PST]