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3/17/2008 7:05:16 PM
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Ok, so I'm in some MASSIVE trouble...

So yesterday I went to look after my neighbours parrot, and I don't get along with birds. They are out for a few days, and they said I could stay in their house...because this parrot is a rare breed and their prized possession. This is when I hit the problem. A fed it a bit of a fugecicle, and its beak got stuck together. I tried to pry it open, but the beak began to make this weird noise so I left it. After a while, I sprayed the parrot with water from a hose - to stop it sticking. But this only sent the parrot flying backwards - and it swatted against the cage. I picked it up, it was unconcious. After coming back from the vet, I put it back in its cage, and went to bed. The next morning I woke up, went down stairs.. and it was... well... dead. I thought it was sleeping, but after a while of complete stillness I took it to the vet. He said it died from its heart exploding. I thought back to the traumatising events of yesterday and slapped myself on the head. My neighbours are coming back next in a few days - so should I tell them I killed their 'child' - (she calls it that mainly because of her infertitlity) - or buy a new one and pretend I knew nothing about it. Or maybe buy another one, pretend I'm a parrot genius, and said 'it shed its feathers'. I need help or I'm gonna get in alot of trouble. :( [Edited on 03.17.2008 11:05 AM PDT]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxBakedLeafxX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] nubyw00tz It's heart exploded? Wow, that certainly is odd.[/quote] Yea the OP is making stuff up Its heart wouldn't EXPLODE because it ate a fudgesicle.[/quote] Yeah, you're right. It exploded because of the spraying with a hose. Bird's hearts are very fragile. My bird's heart exploded. To OP, WTF? the fudgesicle was fine, BUT YOU SPRAYED IT WITH A HOSE. I would have gotten unstuck eventually, when it goes to drink. You stressed it to death.

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