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7/16/2007 4:00:45 PM
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How does the Masterchief Poop?
I think this has been a serious issue that we have all considered. How does the hero of heroes find the time while saving the world from complete destruction to take a load off and drop a load off? Possibly a better question is how does he actually do it? Does he take the suit off? Does he pop a squat in the bushes? How Masterchief, how?!
Any theories?
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1 ReplyIt's easy: He has a zipper. And it's true. And btw, the only reason you don't see him take a crap in the game is because would you REALLY want to see MC on the toilet? really?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fritz the lion he goes to the bathroom takes a shower an eats during the time he is on the pelicans or on one of the big ships[/quote] So youre theory is that he poops AND eats in the shower........interesting....
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he goes to the bathroom takes a shower an eats during the time he is on the pelicans or on one of the big ships
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Fremen stillsuits come to mind.
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lol, true that.
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Read page 316 of Ghost of Onyx. They can barf. [Edited on 07.16.2007 9:26 AM PDT]
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You know how the MC's suit is pressurized? If he were to fart and burp/cough at the sametime would he just pop like a balloon?
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oh, hahahahaha
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] blue_vistea Ever read Ghost of Onyx? They barf inside their helmets.[/quote] No they don't that's a lie, Spartans never barf.
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Ever read Ghost of Onyx? They barf inside their helmets.
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forget how he -blam!-s, how does he barf?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wuyie [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tedi Slayer ...you've got to be bloody kidding me. You're actually discussing something this (Bleep)ing stupid. I'd like to know what everyone thinks the Master Chief is doing during those large time gaps in between levels. He's certainly not just staring at a wall the whole time. ...I swear to God, if anyone comes up with some stupid-ass "hes poopin all taht time lol" joke, I'm going to (Bleep)ing lose it. Don't make me go CABAL on everyone here.[/quote] {Hands you glass} Drink this. {Starts pouring in STFU juice}[/quote] lol, delicious juice too.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tedi Slayer ...you've got to be bloody kidding me. You're actually discussing something this (Bleep)ing stupid. I'd like to know what everyone thinks the Master Chief is doing during those large time gaps in between levels. He's certainly not just staring at a wall the whole time. ...I swear to God, if anyone comes up with some stupid-ass "hes poopin all taht time lol" joke, I'm going to (Bleep)ing lose it. Don't make me go CABAL on everyone here.[/quote] {Hands you glass} Drink this. {Starts pouring in STFU juice}
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tedi Slayer ...you've got to be bloody kidding me. You're actually discussing something this (Bleep)ing stupid. I'd like to know what everyone thinks the Master Chief is doing during those large time gaps in between levels. He's certainly not just staring at a wall the whole time. ...I swear to God, if anyone comes up with some stupid-ass "hes poopin all taht time lol" joke, I'm going to (Bleep)ing lose it. Don't make me go CABAL on everyone here.[/quote] he's poopin all taht time lol
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does it in a corner on the Cairo, lol
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maybe he doesnt poop.
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Look at the Cheif carfully. He has a Butt- plate he opens.
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...you've got to be bloody kidding me. You're actually discussing something this (Bleep)ing stupid. I'd like to know what everyone thinks the Master Chief is doing during those large time gaps in between levels. He's certainly not just staring at a wall the whole time. ...I swear to God, if anyone comes up with some stupid-ass "hes poopin all taht time lol" joke, I'm going to (Bleep)ing lose it. Don't make me go CABAL on everyone here.
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i still think he does it like a dog on the beach, he pooper scoops it into a plastic baggie, then in the bin it goes.
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MC: Marine! Come over here . Marine:What do you need, Master Cheif? MC:See that switch on my back? Hit it. *Marine hits switch* Marine:HOLY SHI- *swept away by river of poo*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wuyie [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ebase131 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xPenitentTangent maybe it just stays there to rot[/quote] Wouldn't the chief be REALLY smelly then?[/quote] Maybe this is why the ELites call him "The Demon".[/quote] lol, you have a good point there. The grunts call him that too.....interesting!
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hahahaha
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ebase131 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xPenitentTangent maybe it just stays there to rot[/quote] Wouldn't the chief be REALLY smelly then?[/quote] Maybe this is why the ELites call him "The Demon".
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yeah its called a plastic bag, hahahaha
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xPenitentTangent yeah but maybe he has some sort of super napppy[/quote] lol perhaps, I think the chief is really badass though, he has to have some high tech gadgetry for poopy.
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yeah but maybe he has some sort of super napppy [Edited on 07.16.2007 9:01 AM PDT]
