Hey i just met you, and this is crazy but here's my number. so call me so i can develop a friendship that i probably will want to evolve into something more physical, you'll say no at first but sooner or later i'll force you into the most awkward relationship you've ever been in, we don't have anything in common and we won't even have the guts to argue with eachother because we don't know eachothers reaction towards it, so we'll just say "yes" or "no" and then we'll move on, sooner or later you'll get this mind flash telling you "jesus woman, what the -blam!- are you doing" and you'll go ahead and wanna break up with me but i've already given another girl my number so we'll develop a friendship etc.