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1/19/2013 4:22:22 AM
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Have you ever shit with the door wide open before?
I can tell you it's one of the greatest experiences ever.
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Yes, when my family goes to the store I just leave it open so serial killers can't sneak up on me.
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I just lol'd so hard
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I once left the door open so I could keep an eye on my dog. It was... unsettling.
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It feels that way at first,but then a sort of calm rushes over you...a feeling of complete dominance.
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With your dog staring at you. Right.
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Stare back. assert your dominance as alpha male...
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fkn lol
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Eww... Also, whenever I'm sitting down she comes over and demands that I squidge her head. That's not really something I want to be doing on the toilet.
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I had to read that first sentence multiple times...Oh god what is wrong with me?
