I hate my -blam!- life. I'm a god damn failure. I'm 22 years old and I'm a -blam!- lowly cook at a fast food joint. This is the only job I've ever had and I'll probably never get a better one. My coworker harasses me verbally everyday. If I told my boss, he would probably just cut my already low salary. All that jerk cares about is money.
Outside of work, I don't do anything. My best friend is mentally retarded, but I suppose that's better than nothing. I am in love with one of my neighbors. She's a gorgeous Southern belle who just moved here, but I'm sure she hates me too. -blam!-.
I'm stuck in my hometown because I never learned how to drive. I fail the driver's test EVERY -blam!- TIME I TAKE IT. -blam!- THIS.
Worst of all is that I live in a -blam!- pineapple at the bottom of the sea.
[Edited on 12.06.2012 2:48 PM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SHAOLINMONKEY 93 Seen this one before, but because of the way you worded this one I am to deduce that you fabricated this without foreknowledge of such a gag already being in existence.[/quote] No, I did copy this.