Then write a sentence long synopsis of the new film.
for example:
Jurassic Ark
Noah leaves everyone but dinosaurs and the righteous...hilarity ensues!
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Winnie the Poo - The sequel to 'Winnie the Pooh gets eaten' 0/50 - Title reflects review ratings. He Hurt Locker - Very compelling story about boy who hurts his friend Locker. Me in Black - Man tries out black suit Me in Black 2 - Two men in black suits Me in Black 3 - Can these movies get dragged on anymore?! [Edited on 11.15.2012 4:42 PM PST]
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Ion Man!
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Syfall The fall of Si-Fi.
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ALIE An annoying little girl is stuck on an oil tanker, eventually driving the crew insane.
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No County for Old Men A county in Texas in which old men are not allowed entrance.
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ATTACA- A movie about a lawer in the early 1900s who wants to be genetically perfect to defend clients in space.
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Carface A man trips while walking on a crosswalk and his face is run over by an impatient cab driver...a visit to the hospital ensues!
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Oldfinger A heart-warming story of the trials and tribulations faced by a man who suffers from a rare degenerative condition that just affects one finger.
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Tar Wars. Two competing driveway companies fight for control of suburbia's car holes. Lord of the Rigs A man driven mad by his quest to drill for oil in the heart of the Atlantic. Spider Ma A single spider mother tries to raise 500 rowdy spider kids. Tomb Rider A hot British woman rides coffins down the alps. Goo Fellas When a nearby nuclear plant melts down, it leaves behind a group of deformed mobsters. Aging Bull "El Toro," was feared by every matador in Spain. In his twilight years, a new, cybernetically enhanced fighter has issued a challenge. Can this old bovine best this brazen new baddy? [Edited on 11.16.2012 6:45 AM PST]
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The Ore The riveting tale of a group of men who travel to a seemingly innocent mine to find gold. [Edited on 11.16.2012 7:51 AM PST]
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The Lie of Pi A man goes out of his way to find the truth about pi.
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The Avenger The story of a superhero who single-handedly saved the world.
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He Departed -A gripping drama about a man leaving his compatriots. Urn Notice -A family tries to find the ashes of the children's departed grandmother. Hilarity ensues.
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Am Legend. Will Smith is a man who did not get a good education. He fights vampires, and stuff.