Then write a sentence long synopsis of the new film.
for example:
Jurassic Ark
Noah leaves everyone but dinosaurs and the righteous...hilarity ensues!
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Mon A Jamaican parties on the moon with his clones.
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4 year old virgin. A delightful heart-warming tale about a pre-K child trying to score with a 1st grader.
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The Tow Ben Affleck tries to hide his secret fetish for tow trucks, but the FBI are closing in on him - and things get worse when he expresses his feelings towards tow trucks to a bank manager.
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Alien So that Alien 3 never happened! The Watchme Crazy folks in tight outfits stalk one person. Unshine The quest to let the sun die at long last. Goodfella The story of a very nice man who does the right thing. Carface A guy gets his face implanted in a car. [Edited on 11.15.2012 12:51 PM PST]
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The Dark Night. Well, you see, the sun sets, and it becomes night. The night happens to be unusually dark due to cloud cover, blocking the light of the moon and stars. Edit: I just read through the thread and it appears some bloody Mythic used this one on the first page. Darn. Curse you, Bluebars. [Edited on 11.15.2012 1:15 PM PST]
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The Andromeda Train A man creates a train that can take people to the Andromeda Galaxy when it is raided by space train robbers. The passengers struggle to survive. My Air Lady A man helps a lady he finds on the street who is made of air to become truly human. The Ron Giant Ron Weasely becomes extremely fat and tall and loses his memory. He then befriends a small boy who protects him from the government who hates fat gingers.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AuSam 0 first dates: An insightful look into the Flood Forum[/quote] Winrar
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Tar Trek A 3 hour long epic of trying to wade through sticky tar pits.
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Redator A film about an alien who becomes addicted to Reddit.
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Finding Emo Marlin is a very average middle-aged man who tries to find his son, who has gone to a My Chemical Romance concert - but where?
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[i]Star Trek III: The Search for Sock[/i] -Kirk's sick of losing his left sock, now he's mad and someone's to pay for it. [Edited on 11.15.2012 2:45 PM PST]
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Corpse Ride
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True Git
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500 Ays of summer. An Italian man gets lost and tries to find his lost wife. He has to go through many trials and turmoils, but with his new catch phrase AYYYYYYYYYY anything is possible.
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Moy Dick: An Irishman deals with a painful surgery.
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Now White
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Doctor Ho A slut travels time and space in her time travelling hooker corner, the HARDIS [Hooking and Relative Dimension in Space]
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Sooter A man must clear his name by smothering his victims in soot.
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3- 297 men, of the ancient spartan army got scared and ran away before the battle of thermoplae. [Edited on 11.15.2012 3:59 PM PST]
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Take 2. A movie which fails in pretty much every scene.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AuSam 0 first dates: An insightful look into the Flood Forum[/quote]LMFAO!!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] F3nrix Take 2. A movie which fails in pretty much every scene.[/quote]OMG this one is great too. This thread is WIN!!! I'll try and think of a title.
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Rome and Juliet - A tragic love story between Rome and Juliet. I a Number Four - based on kid obsessed with numbers. All Pass - (?) Ho - Well, you know what to expect... Scram - Real life story of kids running on the lawn. Scram 2 - A year later, those kids ran back on the lawn. Scram 3 - Seriously? When are those kids gonna learn!? Scram 4 - I'VE TOLD YOU THREE -blam!- TIMES, GET OFF THE LAWN! Ridesmaids - Again, you know what to expect in this film... A better Lie - Story about how some guy could not lie his way out of jail. [Edited on 11.15.2012 4:29 PM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AuSam 0 first dates: An insightful look into the Flood Forum[/quote] FTW!
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Winnie the Poo - The sequel to 'Winnie the Pooh gets eaten' 0/50 - Title reflects review ratings. He Hurt Locker - Very compelling story about boy who hurts his friend Locker. Me in Black - Man tries out black suit Me in Black 2 - Two men in black suits Me in Black 3 - Can these movies get dragged on anymore?! [Edited on 11.15.2012 4:42 PM PST]