Then write a sentence long synopsis of the new film.
for example:
Jurassic Ark
Noah leaves everyone but dinosaurs and the righteous...hilarity ensues!
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I used to have a bunch of these but lost them. I'll think of something new. Bi Fish The riveting tale about a bi-curious fish learning to tackle new boundaries as he discovers his true -blam!-ity.
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Fining Nemo: A story about a fish who just couldn't obey the speed limit.
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Aging Bull: The heart wrenching tale of an old cow and his matador going out in one last show.
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The Bi-Lebowski A whole different ball of wax, man.... Read next post for this gem. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] x Foman123 x Oy Story [/quote] [Edited on 11.15.2012 3:39 AM PST]
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Rash A compelling story about the way all of our lives are interconnected through the transmission of STDs. Harry Otter Adult film; plot is self-explanatory. Oy Story A group of Jewish grandmothers find more than they bargained for when they discover that the owner of the local deli likes a different kind of "salami." Loud Atlas A book at the local library magically comes to life and can talk, but after realizing that all he does is shout annoying, know-it-all trivia facts at top volume, 24 hours a day, the local librarians band together to destroy him. Lice in Wonderland In a magical land, a sudden breakout of head-scratching has everyone scrambling for the dwindling supplies of that special stinky shampoo. Full Meta Jacket This movie is about a jacket made for one reason only: to keep other jackets warm. [Edited on 11.15.2012 4:10 AM PST]
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Light - The untold story about electricity.
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Bi. Tom Hanks makes a wish to a slot machine demon so he can like men [i]and[/i] women. Lood Diamond Leonardo DiCaprio explores the life of a diamond, and discovers that there is more to diamonds than he ever anticipated. [Edited on 11.15.2012 4:07 AM PST]
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Bowling or Columbine? A gutterball of a documentary, with suprises to spare!
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Independence Da A Russian man makes the most difficult journey any man has made from Russia to Washington DC in order to grant himself independence amongst the USA.
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Invasion of the Boy Snatchers Aliens realize that they only thing that can satisfy their lust is the...... ugh, I can't finish!
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[b]2001: A Pace Odyssey[/b] In the future, everybody loves to run. [b]Jaw[/b] Martin Brody gets an achy tooth, so he goes to the dentist - who just happens to be a giant shark. [b]Forrest Gum[/b] Tom Hanks creates his own chocolate-flavoured chewing gum. [b]Apocalypse No[/b] A crazed militant strives for military independence, but then decides not to. [b]The Wizard of O[/b] Young Dorothy meets a Tin Man, a Lion and a Scarecrow, who then all have Cheerios for breakfast. [b]Chinatow[/b] Evelyn Mulwray hires a private investigator to see if someone is sabotaging her tow truck. [b]Snow White and the Even Dwarfs[/b] Seven just wasn't enough, so they set off on a great adventure to find the eighth dwarf. [Edited on 11.15.2012 4:36 AM PST]
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Liver! The charming story of a group of organ-harvesting orphans on the streets of old London.
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[b]The Avenger[/b] Iron Man kicks ass. [b]iTanic[/b] Steve Jobs crashes into an iceberg beyond the grave. [b]Transformers: Dark of the Moo[/b] In an attempt to take Earth back a final time, Megatron turns to cows. [b]The Da Vinci Cod[/b] Tom Hanks and Audrey Tautou go fishing, but notice that each fish unravels the next piece of a secret puzzle to finding Atlantis.
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Man with the Ion fist The story of a man who instantly disabled any electronics he touched, and how he deals with his unfortunate handicap 3:10 to Yum All aboard the taste train! In this allegorical fantasy based off of Willy Wonka's chocolate factory, a group of youngsters find themselves in the world of their dreams, aboard a train made of candy! Attack of the Cones This Halo 3 machinima explores the dangers and utilities of traffic cones, in a gory and unrelenting account from survivors
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The odfather. A father whose head is not screwed on correctly.
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[b]Lash of the Titans[/b] After making a highly successful film, everyone gets [i]lashed[/i].
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Meet the Fckers No need for a description.
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Arts War A lawyer tries to defend a group of paintings
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The Bi Lebowski "Do you see what happens when you F a stranger in the ass" - Walter Sobchek. [Edited on 11.15.2012 5:01 AM PST]
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Str (which means string) Wars
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Yourself 332AGN Str (which means string) Wars[/quote]String Wars is defined but never used. String Wars does not exist in the current context.
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Lover Field, the story of a lonely giant alien and his destructive quest for love.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AuSam 0 first dates: An insightful look into the Flood Forum[/quote]Game, set and match.
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A Bridge To Far - A joint United States and British strike force assault a bridge to Far in order to deal a swift blow to -blam!- Germany during World War II. Ed Dawn - Follow the life of a man called Ed Dawn. [Edited on 11.15.2012 5:19 AM PST]
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Ombie land. I don't even...
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Aw Jigsaw's life as a baby as he tortures his pets