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10/9/2012 11:51:54 PM
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Gravity no longer exists.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CM Punk [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lord Pyro CM Punk loses his championship to gravity.[/quote] Gravity better show me some respect![/quote] YOU RESPECT ME EARTH?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lord Pyro CM Punk loses his championship to gravity.[/quote] Gravity better show me some respect!

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  • CM Punk loses his championship to gravity.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] teh Chaz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CultMiester4000 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] teh Chaz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Stolen Fruit What predicament? I'll be enjoying myself while floating around ignoring the fact I'm slowly suffocating.[/quote]You wouldn't float You'd just go really fast at a tangent to where you were on the earth until you hit something[/quote]surely that would depend which side of the Earth you were on. some of the population would fly off because the Earth is moving away from them, but the other half would be crushed against the Earth since it would be moving towards them.[/quote]No I don't think so. The people who the earth is orbiting "towards" are moving with the earth in that direction so they wouldn't be crushed.[/quote]that's obvious. i can't think why i thought that...

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CultMiester4000 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] teh Chaz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Stolen Fruit What predicament? I'll be enjoying myself while floating around ignoring the fact I'm slowly suffocating.[/quote]You wouldn't float You'd just go really fast at a tangent to where you were on the earth until you hit something[/quote]surely that would depend which side of the Earth you were on. some of the population would fly off because the Earth is moving away from them, but the other half would be crushed against the Earth since it would be moving towards them.[/quote]No I don't think so. The people who the earth is orbiting "towards" are moving with the earth in that direction so they wouldn't be crushed.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CultMiester4000 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] teh Chaz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Stolen Fruit What predicament? I'll be enjoying myself while floating around ignoring the fact I'm slowly suffocating.[/quote]You wouldn't float You'd just go really fast at a tangent to where you were on the earth until you hit something[/quote]surely that would depend which side of the Earth you were on. some of the population would fly off because the Earth is moving away from them, but the other half would be crushed against the Earth since it would be moving towards them.[/quote] Wat...no.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] teh Chaz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Stolen Fruit What predicament? I'll be enjoying myself while floating around ignoring the fact I'm slowly suffocating.[/quote]You wouldn't float You'd just go really fast at a tangent to where you were on the earth until you hit something[/quote] That spot of the Earth will be going on the same tangent as you were so...except not really because the pressure forces from below that were counter-acted by gravity will now expand the Earth and potentially blast you and everything off (I'm not quite sure of this, you would have to do some calculations to be sure). The Earth would also fly off at a tangent away from the sun as the sun is exploding outwards due to its immense pressure and you'd have to do some calculations to see if the sun's plasma would reach the Earth and kill us as well. This could be an interesting question for xkcd's "What-if?" blog.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] teh Chaz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Stolen Fruit What predicament? I'll be enjoying myself while floating around ignoring the fact I'm slowly suffocating.[/quote]You wouldn't float You'd just go really fast at a tangent to where you were on the earth until you hit something[/quote]surely that would depend which side of the Earth you were on. some of the population would fly off because the Earth is moving away from them, but the other half would be crushed against the Earth since it would be moving towards them. [Edited on 10.09.2012 5:16 PM PDT]

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  • All my -blam!- is crushing me

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Stolen Fruit What predicament? I'll be enjoying myself while floating around ignoring the fact I'm slowly suffocating.[/quote]You wouldn't float You'd just go really fast at a tangent to where you were on the earth until you hit something

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  • Quality thread.

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  • What predicament? I'll be enjoying myself while floating around ignoring the fact I'm slowly suffocating.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Spartan1995324 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mind Reaper 771 [u]The entire Universe collapses,[/u] meaning that I'm dead.[/quote][/quote]wut

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mind Reaper 771 The entire Universe collapses, meaning that I'm dead.[/quote]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PheonixofLight Everything disintegrates.[/quote]wut you clearly can't into fundamental forces

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  • [i]Just keep swimming, Just keep swimming, Just keep swimming, Just keep swimming, Just keep swimming...[/i]

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  • Everything disintegrates.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] teh Chaz He's technically right.[/quote]unless he was inside at the time. then he'd look like a 70s ceiling. [Edited on 10.09.2012 5:04 PM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kinky Tomato Fapping on the ceiling of my parent's bedroom. Not too different from my present circumstances, I have to say...[/quote] [i]Tomato juice...everywhere[/i]

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  • Fapping on the ceiling of my parent's bedroom. Not too different from my present circumstances, I have to say...

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] teh Chaz Everything in the universe flies off in the linear direction it was travelling. We all die.[/quote]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] oaklandp8ntbalr [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] teh Chaz EVERYTHING THAT ISN'T NAILED DOWN GETS FLUNG OFF THE EARTH AT A TANGENT[/quote][/quote] Considering that the Earth would be falling apart...

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  • I am no ceiling goat.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] teh Chaz EVERYTHING THAT ISN'T NAILED DOWN GETS FLUNG OFF THE EARTH AT A TANGENT[/quote]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mind Reaper 771 [/quote] While a lack of gravity would essentially doom every single "large" thing in the universe, and the universe itself, the Human body and other similarly-sized objects have such weak interaction with gravity that it is essentially irrelevant.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Postwarbean85 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CrazyT In the atmosphere, dying.[/quote]No gravity doesn't make your float up... I don't know where people got that idea.[/quote]He's technically right He'll be flung off the earth with the atmosphere because he'll be moving at the same linear speed that the earth is at that point but now in a straight line because gravity is no longer providing a centripetal force.

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