[quote]This is a tribute to [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=26152189]Murphy's Laws of Halo[/url].[/quote]
[quote][b][i]Now Edited for better viewing clarity![/b][/i][/quote]
These are the fundamental laws of roaming the Bungie.net forums. Please post your laws as you wish. I will keep updating the list with my favorites as more people post. (Note: This is just for fun. Be as funny or random as you want!)
[quote][b][u]TOP 3 LAWMAKERS[/b][/u]
1. Arbiter 739 (7 laws)
2. evilcam (6 laws)
3. MiloOmega (4 laws)
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[quote][b][u]TOP TEN LAWS[/b][/u]
1: 3. You Have No Rights (Geegs30)
2: 33. Never ask when the weekly update is coming out. That's another 5 minutes of waiting (relliK42)
3: 23. Real Fish might hurt the human body. Soffish is 100% harmless (evilcam)
4: 22. Did you try the searchbar? (Kr1egerdude)
5: 27. Being Mythic gets you all the girls (Lobster Fish 2)
6: 29-30. Avoid Double Posting (SkilPhil)
7: 53. If you have to ask a forum ninja if it's appropriate for the forum, it's not (DE4THINC4RN4TE)
8: 45. Jerome will kick your ass. Even if you are across the street (MightyMarcher01)
9: 32. If you were banned, you [i]did[/i] do something wrong (im am b0red)
10: 35.True Underdog does not approve.
[b][i][u]Honorable Mentions[/b][/i][/u]:
31. If it exists, there is already a thread about it (SkilPhil)
8. Only burritosenior may use the mustache bomb avatar
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[quote][b][u]List of Laws from the Community, for the Community.[/b][/u]
1. First! (I ZEROC00L I)
2. Firs.... dammit! (MattyFez)
3. You Have No Rights (Geegs30)
4. Blame Stosh
5. Quoting employees makes you cool (antony X1000)
6. Ken owns more Bungie swag than you. (Lobster Fish 2)
7. Ken owns [i]way[/i] more Bungie swag than you. (defnop552)
8. Only burritosenior may use the mustache bomb avatar
9. Pics or it didn't happen (Arbiter 739)
10. Pants are optional (Terren_117)
11. '04 or bust (Top_Gun_2021)
12. When posting about Halo, just remember rule #13
13. Bungie is No Longer Managing the Halo Universe
(farmerscott21)
14. [b][u]NEVER[/b][/u] ask the Flood for advice.
15. If you can't find your answer here, try xbox.com (CrazzySnipe55)
16. Play Nice (King Fluffs)
17. The OP can't inb4. No matter what. (thenewxegk)
18. -blam!-! (Arbiter 739)
19. When leaving Bungie.net, remember to frog-blast the vent core! (TheSpiderChief)
20. Never Let Bungie meet your Mom (DTA MoonDawg)
21. Keep It Clean (IRISH 249)
22. Did you try the searchbar? (Kr1egerdude)
23. Real fish might hurt the human body. Soffish is 100% harmless. (evilcam)
24. PM Duardo (evilcam)
25. Bobcast [b][i][u]knows[/b][/u][/i] your mom (evilcam)
26. Nathan Fillion only returns calls from Bungie, and not us. (MiloOmega)
27. Being Mythic gets you all the Girls (Lobster Fish 2)
28. You're a good player and your mom is a classy lady (Darth Kooky)
29. Avoid Double Posting
30. Avoid Double Posting (SkilPhil)
31. If it exists, there is already a thread about it. (SkilPhil)
32. If you were banned, you [i]did[/i] do something wrong (im am b0red)
33. Never ask when the weekly update is coming out. That's another 5 minutes of waiting (relliK42)
34. The Cake is a lie (mark117 mia2553)
35. True Underdog does not approve.
36. no lumpy pudding (Bobcast)
37. When in doubt, nuke it from orbit (Arbiter 739)
38. Don't Click suspicious links. (LordMonkey)
39. Yes, you [b][i]can[/b][/i] haz Recon! (OfTheBloodguard)
40. Never ask for Recon.
41. Soon(TM) (LC o MagiikZ)
42. Always ask for Blue Flames. Especially in a PM to DJ, or in the mailsack. (edableshoe)
43. Bungie [b][u]has[/b][/u] been satisfying your mom since 1991 (Wikked Navajoe)
44. If rule #15 doesn't work, contact Bungieur.net for more help (Unanimate Objec)
45. Jerome will kick your ass. Even if you're across the street (MightyMarcher01)
46. Yes, Bungie.net can earn you a seasoned steak (Unanimate Objec)
47. Speaking of rule #46, luke owes all of us a steak dinner. (cameo_cream)
48. You will be judged... harshly... for no apparent reason. (DE4THINC4RN4TE)
49. Girls don't exist on the internet (Boss of OWNAGE)
50. Rule #50 doesn't exist (MiloOmega)
51. Hot Topic! (SPRTN One One 7)
52. Only Recon can have the Number 52 (TheSpiderChief)
53. If you have to ask a forum ninja if it's appropriate for the forum, it's not. (DE4THINC4RN4TE)
54. This is the end of the list (ZippingFilly817)
55. evilcam's favorite species of duck is the Mandarin Duck (Leprechaun209)
56. The Old Navbar > You (True Underdog)
57. If you say something someone doesnt't like, you're a troll (H4LO)
58. [url=http://lmgtfy.com/]Let me google that for you[/url] (EachToxic wolf)
59. "Does elmicker hate it? Good!" (spawn031)
60. Foman knows what the ladies like.
61. Its not a matter of if, but when your jimmies are rustled (DE4THINC4RN4TE)
62. Achronos is watching. Always. (Puma Knight)
63. Don't tell sage, he'll nerf it! (Arbiter 739)
64. If you were banned by a forum ninja, please don't call the Waahmbulance (relliK42)
65. Sharing is Caring (catman6)
66. No, Hoobla. No. (gorocurt)
67. Choppers on Lost Platoon don't count. (LordMonkey)
68. Your title will come back, stop whinning. (st3althsniper22)
69. <<< lolololol
70. Dead orbit is the best orbit (MiloOmega)
71. Someone call the [i]Whaaaaambulance![/i] (Arbiter 739)
72. Don't Make Bungie Kick Your Ass (Arbiter 739)
73. [i]Always[/i] check where those links are actually taking you (Arbiter 739)
74. [url=http://www.bungie.net/Account/Profile.aspx]This user[/url] is the worst user (st3althsniper22)
75. Bungie is not going to "verse" you.
76. Forum ninjas are just like us, but with a bigger hammer (MiloOmega)
77. No one cares about your signature (evilcam)
78. You are not allowed to know where the term "bungie" came from (evilcam)
79. Kitchen 8 is the flood's official kitchen. (evilcam)
80. You're just jealous of Marty's [url=http://images.wikia.com/halofanon/images/6/62/Maestro.gif]Air Viola[/url] Move. (st3althsniper22/Bulldawg61)
81. Life isn't fair. Bungie.net isn't any different. (Bulldawg61)
82. For Duardo, banning people is a game. He always wins. (Gaara444)
83.
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[Edited on 08.16.2012 10:33 AM PDT]
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I made the Top 10? And I'm gonna get all the girls!?! I'd like to thank my mom, and Bungie, and Halo 3 and The Academy and Armor Lock. Okay, maybe not Armor Lock.
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this is one awesome thread lol
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Don't mention porches, seriously, be careful to not typo 'Porsche'.
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If someone runs over your cat, make a thread about it.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MightyMarcher01 Me too! [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] True Underdog -blam!- yeah top ten![/quote] Raises hand for high five.[/quote] three way high five!
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Me too! [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] True Underdog -blam!- yeah top ten![/quote] Raises hand for high five. [Edited on 08.09.2012 10:11 AM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Halfa55al [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Leprechaun209 evilcam's favorite species of duck is the Mandarin Duck.[/quote] lol is this true or just something you made up? if its real thats going on the list[/quote] No, it's true. He told me so himself.
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Your opinion is always wrong. ~Quinton~
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CoRaMo Using Coup [b]will[/b] give you a headache.[/quote] *dosen't [i]need[/i] to use Coup [b]anymore[/b]*
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[url=http://m.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=71102570&postRepeater1-p=2#71107115][quote][b]Posted by[/b]: Achronos "Does elmicker hate it? Good."[/quote][/url]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] True Underdog -blam!- yeah top ten![/quote] True Underdog Approves. [Edited on 08.09.2012 6:50 AM PDT]
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-blam!- yeah top ten!
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Top 10 laws are out! as more and more laws come, i will add more top laws, so the list will change.
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Yes. Rule #46 master race
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So I walked out on my Porch...
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This is the last rule.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] H4LO Only yorkie can sign his posts.[/quote]Can yorkie give out signitures?
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Only yorkie can sign his posts.
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Alts always speak highly of their main account.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Leprechaun209 evilcam's favorite species of duck is the Mandarin Duck.[/quote] lol is this true or just something you made up? if its real thats going on the list
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evilcam's favorite species of duck is the Mandarin Duck.
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[url=http://lmgtfy.com/]Let me google that for you[/url]
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get coup or get out
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If you say something someone doesn't like ,you're a troll.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] im am b0red [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LC o MagiikZ [quote]41. Soon(TM) (LC o Ma[b]j[/b]iikZ)[/quote] -__-[/quote] Don't worry, my name is also misspelled, just be happy you made the list...[/quote] I had no idea your names were mispelled. The horrible use of grammar must of fooled me. haha sorry i fixed it for you guys.
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Every thread is a recycled thread and complaining about it doesn't make it stop. [Edited on 08.08.2012 3:02 PM PDT]