[quote]This is a tribute to [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=26152189]Murphy's Laws of Halo[/url].[/quote] [quote][b][i]Now Edited for better viewing clarity![/b][/i][/quote] These are the fundamental laws of roaming the Bungie.net forums. Please post your laws as you wish. I will keep updating the list with my favorites as more people post. (Note: This is just for fun. Be as funny or random as you want!) [quote][b][u]TOP 3 LAWMAKERS[/b][/u] 1. Arbiter 739 (7 laws) 2. evilcam (6 laws) 3. MiloOmega (4 laws) [/quote] [quote][b][u]TOP TEN LAWS[/b][/u] 1: 3. You Have No Rights (Geegs30) 2: 33. Never ask when the weekly update is coming out. That's another 5 minutes of waiting (relliK42) 3: 23. Real Fish might hurt the human body. Soffish is 100% harmless (evilcam) 4: 22. Did you try the searchbar? (Kr1egerdude) 5: 27. Being Mythic gets you all the girls (Lobster Fish 2) 6: 29-30. Avoid Double Posting (SkilPhil) 7: 53. If you have to ask a forum ninja if it's appropriate for the forum, it's not (DE4THINC4RN4TE) 8: 45. Jerome will kick your ass. Even if you are across the street (MightyMarcher01) 9: 32. If you were banned, you [i]did[/i] do something wrong (im am b0red) 10: 35.True Underdog does not approve. [b][i][u]Honorable Mentions[/b][/i][/u]: 31. If it exists, there is already a thread about it (SkilPhil) 8. Only burritosenior may use the mustache bomb avatar [/quote] [quote][b][u]List of Laws from the Community, for the Community.[/b][/u] 1. First! (I ZEROC00L I) 2. Firs.... dammit! (MattyFez) 3. You Have No Rights (Geegs30) 4. Blame Stosh 5. Quoting employees makes you cool (antony X1000) 6. Ken owns more Bungie swag than you. (Lobster Fish 2) 7. Ken owns [i]way[/i] more Bungie swag than you. (defnop552) 8. Only burritosenior may use the mustache bomb avatar 9. Pics or it didn't happen (Arbiter 739) 10. Pants are optional (Terren_117) 11. '04 or bust (Top_Gun_2021) 12. When posting about Halo, just remember rule #13 13. Bungie is No Longer Managing the Halo Universe (farmerscott21) 14. [b][u]NEVER[/b][/u] ask the Flood for advice. 15. If you can't find your answer here, try xbox.com (CrazzySnipe55) 16. Play Nice (King Fluffs) 17. The OP can't inb4. No matter what. (thenewxegk) 18. -blam!-! (Arbiter 739) 19. When leaving Bungie.net, remember to frog-blast the vent core! (TheSpiderChief) 20. Never Let Bungie meet your Mom (DTA MoonDawg) 21. Keep It Clean (IRISH 249) 22. Did you try the searchbar? (Kr1egerdude) 23. Real fish might hurt the human body. Soffish is 100% harmless. (evilcam) 24. PM Duardo (evilcam) 25. Bobcast [b][i][u]knows[/b][/u][/i] your mom (evilcam) 26. Nathan Fillion only returns calls from Bungie, and not us. (MiloOmega) 27. Being Mythic gets you all the Girls (Lobster Fish 2) 28. You're a good player and your mom is a classy lady (Darth Kooky) 29. Avoid Double Posting 30. Avoid Double Posting (SkilPhil) 31. If it exists, there is already a thread about it. (SkilPhil) 32. If you were banned, you [i]did[/i] do something wrong (im am b0red) 33. Never ask when the weekly update is coming out. That's another 5 minutes of waiting (relliK42) 34. The Cake is a lie (mark117 mia2553) 35. True Underdog does not approve. 36. no lumpy pudding (Bobcast) 37. When in doubt, nuke it from orbit (Arbiter 739) 38. Don't Click suspicious links. (LordMonkey) 39. Yes, you [b][i]can[/b][/i] haz Recon! (OfTheBloodguard) 40. Never ask for Recon. 41. Soon(TM) (LC o MagiikZ) 42. Always ask for Blue Flames. Especially in a PM to DJ, or in the mailsack. (edableshoe) 43. Bungie [b][u]has[/b][/u] been satisfying your mom since 1991 (Wikked Navajoe) 44. If rule #15 doesn't work, contact Bungieur.net for more help (Unanimate Objec) 45. Jerome will kick your ass. Even if you're across the street (MightyMarcher01) 46. Yes, Bungie.net can earn you a seasoned steak (Unanimate Objec) 47. Speaking of rule #46, luke owes all of us a steak dinner. (cameo_cream) 48. You will be judged... harshly... for no apparent reason. (DE4THINC4RN4TE) 49. Girls don't exist on the internet (Boss of OWNAGE) 50. Rule #50 doesn't exist (MiloOmega) 51. Hot Topic! (SPRTN One One 7) 52. Only Recon can have the Number 52 (TheSpiderChief) 53. If you have to ask a forum ninja if it's appropriate for the forum, it's not. (DE4THINC4RN4TE) 54. This is the end of the list (ZippingFilly817) 55. evilcam's favorite species of duck is the Mandarin Duck (Leprechaun209) 56. The Old Navbar > You (True Underdog) 57. If you say something someone doesnt't like, you're a troll (H4LO) 58. [url=http://lmgtfy.com/]Let me google that for you[/url] (EachToxic wolf) 59. "Does elmicker hate it? Good!" (spawn031) 60. Foman knows what the ladies like. 61. Its not a matter of if, but when your jimmies are rustled (DE4THINC4RN4TE) 62. Achronos is watching. Always. (Puma Knight) 63. Don't tell sage, he'll nerf it! (Arbiter 739) 64. If you were banned by a forum ninja, please don't call the Waahmbulance (relliK42) 65. Sharing is Caring (catman6) 66. No, Hoobla. No. (gorocurt) 67. Choppers on Lost Platoon don't count. (LordMonkey) 68. Your title will come back, stop whinning. (st3althsniper22) 69. <<< lolololol 70. Dead orbit is the best orbit (MiloOmega) 71. Someone call the [i]Whaaaaambulance![/i] (Arbiter 739) 72. Don't Make Bungie Kick Your Ass (Arbiter 739) 73. [i]Always[/i] check where those links are actually taking you (Arbiter 739) 74. [url=http://www.bungie.net/Account/Profile.aspx]This user[/url] is the worst user (st3althsniper22) 75. Bungie is not going to "verse" you. 76. Forum ninjas are just like us, but with a bigger hammer (MiloOmega) 77. No one cares about your signature (evilcam) 78. You are not allowed to know where the term "bungie" came from (evilcam) 79. Kitchen 8 is the flood's official kitchen. (evilcam) 80. You're just jealous of Marty's [url=http://images.wikia.com/halofanon/images/6/62/Maestro.gif]Air Viola[/url] Move. (st3althsniper22/Bulldawg61) 81. Life isn't fair. Bungie.net isn't any different. (Bulldawg61) 82. For Duardo, banning people is a game. He always wins. (Gaara444) 83. [/quote] [Edited on 08.16.2012 10:33 AM PDT]