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Proof that 2 + 2 = 5

Start with: -20 = -20 Which is the same as: 16-36 = 25-45 Which can also be expressed as: (2+2) 2 (9 X (2+2) = 52) 9 X 5 Add 81/4 to both sides: (2+2) 2 (9 X (2+2) + 81/4 = 52) 9 X 5 + 81/4 Rearrange the terms: ({2+2}) 9/2) 2 = (5-9/2) 2 Ergo: 2+2 - 9/2 = 5 Hence: 2 + 2 = 5 This was calculated in Gaelic BTW. [Edited on 09.01.2011 10:31 PM PDT]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ric_Adbur [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cr4zyd4wg [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] n00b4life95 Go for the doctrine Higher Degree = More Money More money = Ferrari Ferrari = Hot Women[/quote]That's the only one out of all of these that is correct. [/quote] Not necessarily. Higher Degree = More stress More stress = Heart attack Heart attack = Early Death Also, Ferrari = Compensation Compensation = Insecurity Insecurity = Less Women[/quote] Higher degree = More oppertunities More oppertunities = good jobs good jobs = more money more money = fancy cars fancy cars = gettin all the ladies [Edited on 09.01.2011 11:35 PM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cr4zyd4wg [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cr4zyd4wg That's the only one out of all of these that is correct. [/quote]It's funny because he's wrong.[/quote][url=http://vnexpress.net/Files/Subject/3B/9E/E4/DD/F50_2.jpg]Proofs for the goofs[/url][/quote]That's an image, it's not based on mathematics.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cr4zyd4wg Oh, and I plan on majoring in economics, getting a masters in business management, and studying international business law while I'm making my way through the education system [/quote]Good luck with that. UW is worth considering, as it's one of the highest rated public universities in the country. Sounds like you have plenty of time to decide where to attend, though.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cr4zyd4wg [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] n00b4life95 Go for the doctrine Higher Degree = More Money More money = Ferrari Ferrari = Hot Women[/quote]That's the only one out of all of these that is correct. [/quote] Not necessarily. Higher Degree = More stress More stress = Heart attack Heart attack = Early Death Also, Ferrari = Compensation Compensation = Insecurity Insecurity = Less Women [Edited on 09.01.2011 11:35 PM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cr4zyd4wg That's the only one out of all of these that is correct. [/quote]It's funny because he's wrong.[/quote] [url=http://vnexpress.net/Files/Subject/3B/9E/E4/DD/F50_2.jpg]Proofs for the goofs[/url]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cr4zyd4wg That's the only one out of all of these that is correct. [/quote]It's funny because he's wrong.[/quote] Elaborate.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cr4zyd4wg That's the only one out of all of these that is correct. [/quote]It's funny because he's wrong.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] n00b4life95 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cr4zyd4wg [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Disambiguation [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cr4zyd4wg It doesn't give you authority, it only says that you've studied mathematics and science to a higher degree than most of us other floodians have. That, and you sure as hell don't have higher authority than the biologists before you who have much higher levels of achievement and have proved that monkeys are mammals and not amphibians. On another note, where did you study? Just curious.[/quote]Biologists can't even agree on what biology [i]is[/i]. Don't believe anything they say. And [url=http://www.washington.edu/]here[/url].[/quote]Ah, very nice. Don't bash on me for being young, but I'm a freshman and am taking algebra 2 as of now, so I was just wondering where I am in the big scheme of things. Oh, and I plan on majoring in economics, getting a masters in business management, and studying international business law while I'm making my way through the education system [/quote] Go for the doctrine Higher Degree = More Money More money = Ferrari Ferrari = Hot Women[/quote]That's the only one out of all of these that is correct.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cr4zyd4wg [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Disambiguation [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cr4zyd4wg It doesn't give you authority, it only says that you've studied mathematics and science to a higher degree than most of us other floodians have. That, and you sure as hell don't have higher authority than the biologists before you who have much higher levels of achievement and have proved that monkeys are mammals and not amphibians. On another note, where did you study? Just curious.[/quote]Biologists can't even agree on what biology [i]is[/i]. Don't believe anything they say. And [url=http://www.washington.edu/]here[/url].[/quote]Ah, very nice. Don't bash on me for being young, but I'm a freshman and am taking algebra 2 as of now, so I was just wondering where I am in the big scheme of things. Oh, and I plan on majoring in economics, getting a masters in business management, and studying international business law while I'm making my way through the education system [/quote] Go for the doctrine Higher Degree = More Money More money = Ferrari Ferrari = Hot Women [Edited on 09.01.2011 11:29 PM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Disambiguation [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cr4zyd4wg It doesn't give you authority, it only says that you've studied mathematics and science to a higher degree than most of us other floodians have. That, and you sure as hell don't have higher authority than the biologists before you who have much higher levels of achievement and have proved that monkeys are mammals and not amphibians. On another note, where did you study? Just curious.[/quote]Biologists can't even agree on what biology [i]is[/i]. Don't believe anything they say. And [url=http://www.washington.edu/]here[/url].[/quote]Ah, very nice. Don't bash on me for being young, but I'm a freshman and am taking algebra 2 as of now, so I was just wondering where I am in the big scheme of things. Oh, and I plan on majoring in economics, getting a masters in business management, and studying international business law while I'm making my way through the education system

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ric_Adbur [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cr4zyd4wg [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ric_Adbur [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cr4zyd4wg If I say the words "Fire is cold", that doesn't make it fact simply because it's not true. [/quote] Fire = Bright Bright = Light Light = Wave Wave = Water Water = Cold Therefore, Fire = Cold.[/quote]You ever turn the hot water on?[/quote] Waves are in the ocean, not in a sink. This is elementary mathematics dude. Seriously.[/quote]Well perhaps you should've stated that it was ocean water rather than tap water. Water is purely a term used to define H20 molecules in a liquid state of matter, and can cover a wide range of things. Salt water, fresh water, tap water, spring water. This is elementary chemistry dude, seriously. [Edited on 09.01.2011 11:27 PM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cr4zyd4wg [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cr4zyd4wg [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron Light = Fast Fast = Cars Cars = Metal Metal = Cold Fire = Cold[/quote]Not all cars are fast bro. [/quote]Subjectivity, bro.[/quote]Doesn't make it fact. Merely opinion.[/quote]Fact = Noun Opinion = Noun Noun = Noun Fact = Opinion

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cr4zyd4wg [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron Light = Fast Fast = Cars Cars = Metal Metal = Cold Fire = Cold[/quote]Not all cars are fast bro. [/quote]Subjectivity, bro.[/quote]Doesn't make it fact. Merely opinion.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cr4zyd4wg [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ric_Adbur [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cr4zyd4wg If I say the words "Fire is cold", that doesn't make it fact simply because it's not true. [/quote] Fire = Bright Bright = Light Light = Wave Wave = Water Water = Cold Therefore, Fire = Cold.[/quote]You ever turn the hot water on?[/quote] Waves are in the ocean, not in a sink. This is elementary mathematics dude. Seriously.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ric_Adbur [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron Fire = Bright Bright = Light Light = Fast Fast = Cars Cars = Metal Metal = Cold Fire = Cold[/quote] Close, but I got there in less steps. :)[/quote]Fewer*

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cr4zyd4wg It doesn't give you authority, it only says that you've studied mathematics and science to a higher degree than most of us other floodians have. That, and you sure as hell don't have higher authority than the biologists before you who have much higher levels of achievement and have proved that monkeys are mammals and not amphibians. On another note, where did you study? Just curious.[/quote]Biologists can't even agree on what biology [i]is[/i]. Don't believe anything they say. And [url=http://www.washington.edu/]here[/url].

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cr4zyd4wg [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron Light = Fast Fast = Cars Cars = Metal Metal = Cold Fire = Cold[/quote]Not all cars are fast bro. [/quote]Subjectivity, bro.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ric_Adbur [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cr4zyd4wg If I say the words "Fire is cold", that doesn't make it fact simply because it's not true. [/quote] Fire = Bright Bright = Light Light = Wave Wave = Water Water = Cold Therefore, Fire = Cold.[/quote]You ever turn the hot water on?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron Fire = Bright Bright = Light Light = Fast Fast = Cars Cars = Metal Metal = Cold Fire = Cold[/quote] Close, but I got there in less steps. :)

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron Light = Fast Fast = Cars Cars = Metal Metal = Cold Fire = Cold[/quote]Not all cars are fast bro.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Disambiguation [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cr4zyd4wg That may be true, but mathematics and biology are two different fields of science. For an animal to be an amphibian, they have to meet an explicit set of requirements completely different from other classifications of animal. One cannot waltz up, use the transitive property a few times and say that mammals = amphibians (because by your theory, monkeys = mammals, mammals = animals, animals = amphibians), and have all the biologists change monkeys from mammals to amphibians. They would shake their heads and continue on with their work. I have no doubt that you're a smart guy and have a math degree, but I simply refuse to believe this applies here. [/quote]Well you see my degree is a bachelor of science, so that makes me also a scientist. Thus I have authority on all things mathematical and scientific, except on matters of computer science.[/quote]It doesn't give you authority, it only says that you've studied mathematics and science to a higher degree than most of us other floodians have. That, and you sure as hell don't have higher authority than the biologists before you who have much higher levels of achievement and have proved that monkeys are mammals and not amphibians. On another note, where did you study? Just curious.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cr4zyd4wg If I say the words "Fire is cold", that doesn't make it fact simply because it's not true. [/quote] Fire = Bright Bright = Light Light = Wave Wave = Water Water = Cold Therefore, Fire = Cold.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cr4zyd4wg [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cr4zyd4wg [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cr4zyd4wg You would be right if eagles were actually equal to bald. They aren't. Bald eagle is simply the colloquial term used to classify that specific type of eagle. Sorry.[/quote]Colloquial Term = Word Word = Fact Fact = Colloquial Term[/quote]Again, words aren't equal to fact. That one's easy. [/quote]Fact = Word, therefore Word = Fact. This is simple math, I don't see why you're having trouble understanding.[/quote]If I say the words "Fire is cold", that doesn't make it fact simply because it's not true. [/quote]Fire = Bright Bright = Light Light = Fast Fast = Cars Cars = Metal Metal = Cold Fire = Cold

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cr4zyd4wg That may be true, but mathematics and biology are two different fields of science. For an animal to be an amphibian, they have to meet an explicit set of requirements completely different from other classifications of animal. One cannot waltz up, use the transitive property a few times and say that mammals = amphibians (because by your theory, monkeys = mammals, mammals = animals, animals = amphibians), and have all the biologists change monkeys from mammals to amphibians. They would shake their heads and continue on with their work. I have no doubt that you're a smart guy and have a math degree, but I simply refuse to believe this applies here. [/quote]Well you see my degree is a bachelor of science, so that makes me also a scientist. Thus I have authority on all things mathematical and scientific, except on matters of computer science.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cr4zyd4wg [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cr4zyd4wg You would be right if eagles were actually equal to bald. They aren't. Bald eagle is simply the colloquial term used to classify that specific type of eagle. Sorry.[/quote]Colloquial Term = Word Word = Fact Fact = Colloquial Term[/quote]Again, words aren't equal to fact. That one's easy. [/quote]Fact = Word, therefore Word = Fact. This is simple math, I don't see why you're having trouble understanding.[/quote]If I say the words "Fire is cold", that doesn't make it fact simply because it's not true.

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