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8/31/2011 1:44:16 AM
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Can Crimson take down Angry Birds?
We all know that Angry Birds is probably the greatest game to ever grace mobile gaming. It ranks just behind the fart app and that app that costs $10,000 on the list of greatest apps ever created. There is something so primal about launching birds into pigs.
It probably reaches back to our days as cavemen. I mean, back then it was cool to have a bird, but what good is a tiny little blue bird going to do when you have all the cave women flocking to you because you invented fire. They want to have you cave babies, but it's not going to happen with a little avian creature. So what did our ancestors do? They launched those tiny birds at pigs. It was then they that were able to harness the delicious pork products. And that's how bacon was invented.
So for crimson to be effective at all, it needs to be able to break the hold that angry birds has on the market. It needs to beat the game which tells the story of our ancestors inventing bacon so they could make sweet cave love to the cave women all night and populate the world.
So Crimson needs two things. Food and women. Those are the two most basic needs of life. We need food and we need to reproduce. Crimson must include a food greater than bacon. It will be a hard task, but I think we can do it. My personal suggestion would be [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YsE8j6OioQ]deep fried butter[/url], but we can decide that later.
Secondly we need women. Lots and lots of women. Bungie, if you're listening, I would place a call to [url=http://www.mtv.com/movies/photos/p/pirates_caribbean2_060627/flip-.jpg]Keira Knightley's[/url] agent. She is definitely a 10 and she knows how to play the pirate roll. Johnny Depp in a bikini might also be a little bit of a turn on. But definition some pirates with some skin showing would be clutch.
Angry Birds set the precedent. They built a best selling game by telling the tale of our ancestors getting women with bacon. Now Crimson needs to not just follow the blueprint, but follow the blueprint x10. We need MORE delicious foods and MORE women. That's the key. Hopefully Bungie knows what they're doing.
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Doubt it ... different game. Angry birds was a short fun game, could have a quick game anytime - just to fill time ... perfect mobile game. Steam pirites take a little more investment from the games, not quite a PC/Console game ... may get lost in the cracks. Plus it needs to get a gimic.
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Having just been to Thorpe Park (A U.K theme park) and having seen that most of the stall's where offering Angry Bird toy's as a prize, i doubt it. However, it wouldnt be impossible. -inweb
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I never quite got the appeal of Angry Birds, myself. Too much luck and chance.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] senju05 Angry Birds is a good game to waste time while waiting for the bus or for your name to be called at the doctor's office. It has no depth and gets repetitive very fast. Also, the fact that the creators of the game say that social/mobile gaming is the future and that console/PC games going to die out, doesn't help their cause. They obviously don't understand the gaming industry if they believe companies like Zynga are paving the way for the "future" for gaming.[/quote] ^I agree. Angry Birds may be addicting, but it is one of those addicting games that can get boring rather quickly. Of course, if Console gaming ever does really fail, PC/Mobile games are our last source for gaming.
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Angry Birds is a good game to waste time while waiting for the bus or for your name to be called at the doctor's office. It has no depth and gets repetitive very fast. Also, the fact that the creators of the game say that social/mobile gaming is the future and that console/PC games going to die out, doesn't help their cause. They obviously don't understand the gaming industry if they believe companies like Zynga are paving the way for the "future" for gaming. [Edited on 09.03.2011 8:22 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Beastly Yoshi08 Angry Birds is the best mobile game ever made Crimson just sucks.[/quote] ^Opinion. Angry Birds may be the to-downloaded Mobile-game, but I personally think that it sucks. Crimson, although I have not played it yet, is probably a great game. But of vourse does not have so much of a large Community yet. But that is how most new games start.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Boston Owns 2 Crimson is an iPad only app.[/quote]False:[quote]coming soon for iPhone, Steam, and Android tablets.[/quote]
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Angry birds is the best mobile game ever made crimson just sucks
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nope.avi
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I doubt that Crimson will take a game down like Angry Birds. Angry Birds for one has been out a considerable amount of time longer than Crimson, and of course is one of the top-downloades games. Angry Birds get more and more downloads everyday. Crimson will probably not take out Angry Birds and never will.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Boston Owns 2 Crimson is an iPad only app. Not many people have an iPad. Case closed.[/quote] This is such a lame excuse. If it is a great game (as it would be if they listen to me) then there will be incredible demand. When demand is high and there is an opportunity to make money, it will be expanded to additional devices. There are already plans to make it available elsewhere, so once the game gets some more momentum it will be available everywhere. Case reopened, law school dropout. [Edited on 09.02.2011 5:13 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Boston Owns 2 Crimson is an iPad only app. Not many people have an iPad. Case closed.[/quote] But it will soon be coming out for the PC, Ipod touch, and most likely the iphone and mac.
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Crimson is an iPad only app. Not many people have an iPad. Case closed.
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Maybe.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ZipZapZop123773 Quality thread. Also, if the graphical adjustments to Keira Knightley are made well it could easily pass Angry Birds.[/quote] Quality point. We can absolutely graphically enhance her breastal region, since that is an area in which she admittedly lacks. How else can we graphically enhance the game?
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We need to work as a cohesive unit to bring angry birds to the grave!For Bungie!For Crimson!
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Quality thread. Also, if the graphical adjustments to Keira Knightley are made well it could easily pass Angry Birds.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] hihi100202 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] sargeantomeg4 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] hihi100202 Defiantly agree. [/quote]Accidental typo?[/quote] Damn people [b]fining[/b] my typos. definitely[/quote] Ha irony;)
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Schmittler 5000 I haven't seen a post by NAKED N00B in like... years.[/quote] I've been fondling Harlow.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Schmittler 5000 I haven't seen a post by NAKED N00B in like... years. It might be reason enough to stay on these forums regularly. On a serious note, which this obviously isn't intended for, I want this game for the iPod Touch/iPhone. I want to check it out.[/quote] good thing it's coming out for them. :)
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I haven't seen a post by NAKED N00B in like... years. It might be reason enough to stay on these forums regularly. On a serious note, which this obviously isn't intended for, I want this game for the iPod Touch/iPhone. I want to check it out.
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This game is addictive, even more so then angry birds...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NAKED N00B Good question. I don't even really know what this game is about.[/quote]It's about robot pirates. That is all I know. Maybe there is a robot-pirate island O_O
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Good question. I don't even really know what this game is about.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NAKED N00B [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garland And what is Keira Knightley, beyond a hot chick in a good pirate costume?[/quote] She has played a pirate. She knows the lingo and the culture.[/quote]Let's get something straight here: will these women be required to voice their characters as well? I was under the impression that they're purely for looks.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garland And what is Keira Knightley, beyond a hot chick in a good pirate costume?[/quote] She has played a pirate. She knows the lingo and the culture.
