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8/31/2011 1:44:16 AM
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Can Crimson take down Angry Birds?
We all know that Angry Birds is probably the greatest game to ever grace mobile gaming. It ranks just behind the fart app and that app that costs $10,000 on the list of greatest apps ever created. There is something so primal about launching birds into pigs.
It probably reaches back to our days as cavemen. I mean, back then it was cool to have a bird, but what good is a tiny little blue bird going to do when you have all the cave women flocking to you because you invented fire. They want to have you cave babies, but it's not going to happen with a little avian creature. So what did our ancestors do? They launched those tiny birds at pigs. It was then they that were able to harness the delicious pork products. And that's how bacon was invented.
So for crimson to be effective at all, it needs to be able to break the hold that angry birds has on the market. It needs to beat the game which tells the story of our ancestors inventing bacon so they could make sweet cave love to the cave women all night and populate the world.
So Crimson needs two things. Food and women. Those are the two most basic needs of life. We need food and we need to reproduce. Crimson must include a food greater than bacon. It will be a hard task, but I think we can do it. My personal suggestion would be [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YsE8j6OioQ]deep fried butter[/url], but we can decide that later.
Secondly we need women. Lots and lots of women. Bungie, if you're listening, I would place a call to [url=http://www.mtv.com/movies/photos/p/pirates_caribbean2_060627/flip-.jpg]Keira Knightley's[/url] agent. She is definitely a 10 and she knows how to play the pirate roll. Johnny Depp in a bikini might also be a little bit of a turn on. But definition some pirates with some skin showing would be clutch.
Angry Birds set the precedent. They built a best selling game by telling the tale of our ancestors getting women with bacon. Now Crimson needs to not just follow the blueprint, but follow the blueprint x10. We need MORE delicious foods and MORE women. That's the key. Hopefully Bungie knows what they're doing.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Angelic tex who knws its possible heck ive done it [/quote] What?
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who knws its possible heck ive done it
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Never
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NO. The answer is NO.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rell57 I'll just say no.[/quote]
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The whole iOS environment is made for short & simple games. No-brainers, zero investment, quick scores and games. Perfect for angry birds. Pirates requires too much investment for this market.Kinda feel sorry for the developer :(
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I'll just say no.
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[url=http://actress.glowclick.com/katie-holmes/?pid=6056]um, katie holmes please?[/url]
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The question was can crimson steam pirates take down angry and i stated my opinion although ive never played steam pirates i just think it would be better cuz i get bored of angry birds quite fast and it looks a lot more interesting everyone has there own opinion. [Edited on 09.18.2011 5:58 PM PDT]
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Crimson could beat down Angry Birds, but it doesn't appeal to the wide audience. I get bored from Angry Birds, but the only thing that gets me off Crimson is ragequitting =D
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women in a bungie game??
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] rodent777[/quote] Your opinion is terribly wrong. You kind of sound like one those people who give there opinions with a lack of facts to actually back up their opinions. [Edited on 09.18.2011 5:27 PM PDT]
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Honestly i think crimson steam pirates may be able to take down angry birds. ive played it and in my opinion it gets quite boring after a while and crimson steam pirates looks like theres a lot more action and therefore fun. Im not to sure if theres a story line but id imagine theres is which is something you dont always get with a mobile game. But I think it coould only take down angry birds if u could buy it not only on Ipad but other mobile devices. In the end it has a chance.
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there is no way that it will take down angry birds. i have no doubt that crimson will be a better game, but there are numerous reasons why it cannot beat angry birds; 1) angry birds has wider appeal and is a compulsive game whereas crimson looks to be more hardcore (with the subtitle "steam pirates" narrows the audience. 2) angry birds was the first, and so far the only, mobile phone game defining title. 3) crimson is only on the ipad [Edited on 09.16.2011 11:31 PM PDT]
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Angry Birds sucks, but chances are I'll never play crimson. I prefer to stick with console titles. [Edited on 09.16.2011 4:13 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] blade246 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Player123456789 Man I don't got no fancy pants mobile devices. What you think Im made of money?[/quote] Lol, No? I ain't made of money either and have still played Angry Birds?[/quote] Lol, well I haven't played it. I dont play many flash games, or whatever you want to call it. I actually saw it in an advertisement a couple days after i first posted here. Thats the first time I remember seeing anything about other than this.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Player123456789 Man I don't got no fancy pants mobile devices. What you think Im made of money?[/quote] Lol, No? I ain't made of money either and have still played Angry Birds?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] blade246 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Player123456789 lol, i don't even know what angry birds is and i know what crimson is so in my book, its already bested it.[/quote] You have NEVER hear of Angry Birds before?[/quote] Man I don't got no fancy pants mobile devices. What you think Im made of money? [Edited on 09.14.2011 6:57 AM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] tepezcuintle go up to a friend who does not patrol bungie.net. ask them if they have heard of crimson. the answer is almost certainly no, and as such crimson will never come close to the kind of numbers angry birds puts up[/quote] Exactly this.^ There are so many Users here that call themselves die-hard Bungie fans and have not even heard of this game, and that makes me angry.
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go up to a friend who does not patrol bungie.net. ask them if they have heard of crimson. the answer is almost certainly no, and as such crimson will never come close to the kind of numbers angry birds puts up
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Birco001 Completely not what I thought this was about. How did this make it to top posts?[/quote] Lol, Look at [i]my[/i] post? So how did [i]that[/i] one become a top forum topic?
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Completely not what I thought this was about. How did this make it to top posts?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] a rascal cat "...is right now..." That means that Angry Birds is [i]currently[/i] the most downloaded application. That does mean that it will forever be the most downloaded application. ;)[/quote] That does not mean that Crimson ever will be?
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"...is right now..." That means that Angry Birds is [i]currently[/i] the most downloaded application. That does mean that it will forever be the most downloaded application. ;) [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] blade246 Angry Birds is right now the top-downloaded game for any kind of MobileDevice that it is available on. So NO, Crimson will NOT take down Angry Birds.[/quote]
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I hope so
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Angry Birds is a cult hit. As in, people like it because other people like it. It's hard to beat that.
