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I had a weird dream about MLP.

Ok, I had a weird dream about MLP. They were in my house and they were trying to kill my cats. Then they turned into muffins. Wtf?!? what are some weird dreams you've had? EDIT: Seriously, now I can't edit my topic because it has been reported. WTF is wrong with you people? 2nd EDIT: I hate you guys. Watch me get banned for this. 3rd EDIT: Taco I'm not stupid! [Edited on 07.07.2011 3:57 PM PDT]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] enigmatic dog [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ultros__ [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] enigmatic dog [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rainbow Dash [url=http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn5/sup3rtroop3r01/Rainbow%20Dash/Screenshot2011-02-17at103834PM.png]MFW[/url][/quote]Is that her 'mounted' face?[/quote]There was more to the dream that I didn't post, but that is what her face was like when the dream ended. [/quote]... My god...[/quote] My God indeed. Wait, you also worship a blue pony deity? [Edited on 07.07.2011 12:31 PM PDT]

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  • *Reads the op* ... Excuse me I have to cleanse my eyes by reading cupcakes now.

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  • Lucky. I wish I could do Rainbow Dash.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rainbow Dash [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] enigmatic dog [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rainbow Dash [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] enigmatic dog [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rainbow Dash [url=http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn5/sup3rtroop3r01/Rainbow%20Dash/Screenshot2011-02-17at103834PM.png]MFW[/url][/quote]Is that her 'mounted' face?[/quote]No that's her "My brain has been violated" face.[/quote]You may want to rephrase that...[/quote]Hey I'll rephrase you[/quote]Oh damn, sick burn!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ICanHazRecon911 Is it normal to want to do a cartoon character? Let alone a cartoon PONY?? No![/quote] Former: Yes. Latter: AWWWWW HEEELLLLLLL NAAWWWWWW

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BioGoji1989 You're clearly into bestiality. Possibly because you hate MLP so much and you spend far too much time thinking about it? Perhaps you should focus your attention on Japanese women instead of MLP. Then your dreams should become normal.[/quote]dammit now i'm going to...

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] enigmatic dog [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rainbow Dash [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] enigmatic dog [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rainbow Dash [url=http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn5/sup3rtroop3r01/Rainbow%20Dash/Screenshot2011-02-17at103834PM.png]MFW[/url][/quote]Is that her 'mounted' face?[/quote]No that's her "My brain has been violated" face.[/quote]You may want to rephrase that...[/quote]Hey I'll rephrase you

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ultros__ This is embarrassing, but I had a dream about MLP and I don't even watch the show. I don't know the names of the ponies, but the one with the rainbow hair was in my room, laying on my bed. She wasn't a kid, but an adult. And she had big breasts, like a woman, not a pony. Anyway, her mane was longer and more colorful. Her slender blue body was sprawled spread eagle in front of me, her mane spread across my pillows beautifully. She batted her feminine eyes at me almost seductively, as if beckoning me to mount on top of her. It was disturbing and yet arousing at the same time. I climbed on top of her and I bent down to kiss her muzzle. I slid my arm around her head and stroked her mane. I took off my pants and I rubbed myself against her. She whinnied softly in my ear as I stroked her...with my.... I felt her wrap her legs around my waist and then I was in her. I made love to that not-so-innocent equine. I made love to her like I was in second grade again. Her mane fluttered with each thrust and she bayyed like my old girlfriend. Finally, I was spent. Anyway, that is when I woke up. Needless to say, I was weirded out. I still am. What the hell is wrong with me? I hate MLP! Is this normal? [/quote]You have slept with Rainbow Dash. You are now 20% cooler. And If you decide to actually watch the show, I hear Applebuck season an Party of one are good. Never seen it the show, though.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rainbow Dash [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] enigmatic dog [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rainbow Dash [url=http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn5/sup3rtroop3r01/Rainbow%20Dash/Screenshot2011-02-17at103834PM.png]MFW[/url][/quote]Is that her 'mounted' face?[/quote]No that's her "My brain has been violated" face.[/quote]But I didn't skull-blam!- her.

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  • You're clearly into bestiality. Possibly because you hate MLP so much and you spend far too much time thinking about it? Perhaps you should focus your attention on Japanese women instead of MLP. Then your dreams should become normal.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rainbow Dash [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] enigmatic dog [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rainbow Dash [url=http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn5/sup3rtroop3r01/Rainbow%20Dash/Screenshot2011-02-17at103834PM.png]MFW[/url][/quote]Is that her 'mounted' face?[/quote]No that's her "My brain has been violated" face.[/quote]You may want to rephrase that...

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tacoworld501 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rainbow Dash [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] enigmatic dog [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rainbow Dash [url=http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn5/sup3rtroop3r01/Rainbow%20Dash/Screenshot2011-02-17at103834PM.png]MFW[/url][/quote]Is that her 'mounted' face?[/quote]No that's her "My brain has been violated" face.[/quote] I'm trying really hard not to think this in a dirty way.[/quote]Oh Tacoworld, you so horny

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  • I.... I dont't know to be aroused or not...

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Full Metal1244 ...am I being punk'd?[/quote]He's obviously trying to take my place.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rainbow Dash [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] enigmatic dog [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rainbow Dash [url=http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn5/sup3rtroop3r01/Rainbow%20Dash/Screenshot2011-02-17at103834PM.png]MFW[/url][/quote]Is that her 'mounted' face?[/quote]No that's her "My brain has been violated" face.[/quote] I'm trying really hard not to think this in a dirty way.

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  • ehhhhhhh

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  • ...am I being punk'd?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] enigmatic dog [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rainbow Dash [url=http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn5/sup3rtroop3r01/Rainbow%20Dash/Screenshot2011-02-17at103834PM.png]MFW[/url][/quote]Is that her 'mounted' face?[/quote]No that's her "My brain has been violated" face.

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  • tell us more OP

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  • Best topic Ive read today.

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  • Insta Hot topic.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RedXRulez *Reads OP's post* Well, that's it. I'm going to go and stab my eyes out with a plastic fork now. Be right back! [/quote] Have fun!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ultros__ [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] enigmatic dog [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rainbow Dash [url=http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn5/sup3rtroop3r01/Rainbow%20Dash/Screenshot2011-02-17at103834PM.png]MFW[/url][/quote]Is that her 'mounted' face?[/quote]There was more to the dream that I didn't post, but that is what her face was like when the dream ended. [/quote]... My god...

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  • *Reads OP's post* Well, that's it. I'm going to go and stab my eyes out with a plastic fork now. Be right back!

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  • I had a wet dream about you mamma

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ICanHazRecon911 Is it normal to want to do a cartoon character? Let alone a cartoon PONY?? No![/quote]Shut up.

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