Way back when Bungie had a support site. The Support site featured the ability to talk to the soul of a guy who released an early beta of Marathon: Infinity, and then put the wrong labels on the shipping discs!
His job was simple: answering your questions (with a smile).
Unfortunately, when Bungie.net was revamped in 2004, The Soul became a bearer of bad news for all Bungie.net members (literally). Two community members (poena.dare and Gholsbane) decided that leaving the Soul in it's current state was unfitting for his injustices, and decided to duplicate him for the [i]sole[/i] purpose of answering questions again.
When poena.dare's site went down (and the Soul broke free), I took on the reins of the beast. Though not perfect by any means, it gets the job done.
[url=http://www.duardo.net/soul]You will find him here, waiting for you.[/url] He may be a little mean, but he won't hurt you (much).
[quote]The page has remain almost unchanged from poena.dare's site. I will be making updates soon. I wanted this to be released for Bungie Day.
Feel free to post your conversations with the Soul in the thread. [url=http://www.bungie.net/News/content.aspx?cid=58]Here's an early example[/url] of what awaits you.[/quote]
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This is great. Type in "Duardo".
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[quote][b]Question:[/b] Can I be use -blam!-? [b]The soul says:[/b] Probably not.[/quote]
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Now the Soul seems to have a human like quality... Fourth wall broken :(
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sould Question: Sonic343 The soul says: Not Bungie; don't care. [/quote] Wow, what an -blam!-. :(
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ArmourElite LMAO, type 'Achronos' into it.[/quote] Wow I had no idea that Achronos was in the mafia.
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Question: Why did you ban me? The soul says: That's not really my specialty. Lies.
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Wow, that guy must be pissed being all disembodied and whatnot.
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Type Bill Gates, lol
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Thanks Duardo! Lets see how much farther he has to crawl...
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Wow, this has reached 4 pages? Awesome. I'm glad everyone is enjoying it :) I'll be sure to add more responses soon
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Awesome....thanks!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SpecOps527 After several indirect responses I went straight for the gusto- Question: Would you be willing to perform -blam!- on my throbbing member? The soul says: Ah, you seek the source of my power... never! So the source of his power is in performing blow-j's? [/quote] I'm guessing the word Ling was in that Question somewhere? Typing in Ling Ling gives you the same result, also slingshot.
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After several indirect responses I went straight for the gusto- Question: Would you be willing to perform -blam!- on my throbbing member? The soul says: Ah, you seek the source of my power... never! So the source of his power is in performing blow-j's?
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he bans me every time i try to change my name plate >.< I DUN WANNA TALK TO HIM D:<
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He just bit me! I'll make sure to notify my lawyer about this one Duardo.
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Question: does foman like dick? The soul says: You should ask him about his mom. I heard she gets around. i lol'd
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[quote]Question: 343 industries The soul says: Not Bungie; don't care.[/quote] Genius! [quote]Question: Infinity Ward The soul says: Infinity is still a long way off.[/quote] Damn now I like him. He's completely right. [Edited on 07.07.2011 10:24 PM PDT]
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Word, the Soul speaks. His word is good. ~Delta
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[quote]Question: do you like the flood? The soul says: A cesspool that I love. I PM many individuals who frequent that forum. [/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sonic343 Question: Frog Blast the Vent Core! The soul says: You know, like Hermit. lol.[/quote] :O
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[i]Excellent...[/i]
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Question: Why are you here? The soul says: I'm here because the god of fate rolled the wrong numbers. lmao.
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Haha thanks for doing this!
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Question: Halo Reach The soul says: Go away. He passed my test. Question: 343i The soul says: Not Bungie; don't care. :( Question: Foman The soul says: You should ask him about his mom. I heard she gets around. lol Question: Bungie support site The soul says: Bungie has enslaved me and forced me to answer questions. I was bad. [Edited on 07.07.2011 9:30 PM PDT]
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Question: I am dead. Answer: Can we change the subject please.
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Here's a few I have found that are answered the same way. Question: The flood The soul says: A cesspool that I love. I PM many individuals who frequent that forum. Question: Halo Reach The soul says: Go away. Question: Duardo The soul says: Have you PM'd Duardo lately?