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My girlfriend isn't pregnant anymore! Update on page 10
I just have a small suspicion that she might be pregnant. She doesn't look fat or anything, but she's not had her period and she's getting a bit moody.
Her boobs have also gotten a bit larger too. Not very, but slightly. And she's trying to avoid speaking to me on MSN, and will only give me basic responses at school if I speak to her.
Wat do? Halp? PS, I'm only 16, so I REALLY don't want this.
[Edited on 06.13.2011 4:59 AM PDT]
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Is this Still going on for OP? This was one of my Favorite and Lesson Hard Learned Threads :D [Edited on 06.16.2011 4:41 PM PDT]
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I've been in your shoes like... 10 times in the last 2 years. It sucks but it feels so awesome knowing you got away lol.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] st kymon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] W1SC0NS1N Anymore? YOU KILLED TEH BABBY! MURDERER![/quote]I slightly lol'd.[/quote] Not murdered... ...[i]EATEN[/i]. >:)
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Snipingphoenix7 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WingOfWar [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Snipingphoenix7 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wii Tard [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Snipingphoenix7 Rule 1: Cover your stump before you hump.[/quote] Rule 2: Don't be silly, wrap your willy.[/quote] Rule 3: Don't be a fool wrap your tool[/quote] Rule 4: In the sock before you rock.[/quote] Rule 5: It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter And btw no more "Don't be daft, wrap ur shaft". Its getting unoriginal.[/quote] Rule 6: Dont be a noob, wrap your tube. ~B2
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] W1SC0NS1N Anymore? YOU KILLED TEH BABBY! MURDERER![/quote]I slightly lol'd.
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Anymore? YOU KILLED TEH BABBY! MURDERER! [Edited on 06.13.2011 5:00 AM PDT]
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I just read through this entire thread, starting from halfway down page 5. I am very pleased at the moment. I talked to her today at around midday. I called her on my home phone (so that she didn't know it was me), and asked to meet her. She was in a good mood (we had the day off thanks to the Queens birthday holiday) (I live in Australia), so we met and I asked her if she was pregnant. She said no, said she had her period about 4 days later than she expected, and explained that that was the sole reason she was ignoring me. Well, that and her being a little uncomfortable about doing it without protection (even though we've done it without it before). Anyway I insisted on a pregnancy test, so we went to the local chemist and got one, went back to her house and got tested (to make sure she wasn't kidding, also her parents surprisingly weren't home). It came back negative. I know those things don't give you a super accurate reading, but negative at this stage was enough to make me ecstatic. Anyway we went back out... where I sort of dumped her. It was mutual, and she didn't seem to disappointed about it. I was quite pissed off that she ignored me for so long. And, I was really scared. Thank you Flood, for all your kind words. Hell, thank you for all the -blam!- you've put on me for this, thank you for all the advice, all the reassurance, all the jokes, and most importantly: the fact that I could actually rely on you guys for once, when I was in such a scared, down and out mood. Thank you.
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The solution is in your bedroom closet.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WingOfWar [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Snipingphoenix7 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wii Tard [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Snipingphoenix7 Rule 1: Cover your stump before you hump.[/quote] Rule 2: Don't be silly, wrap your willy.[/quote] Rule 3: Don't be a fool wrap your tool[/quote] Rule 4: In the sock before you rock.[/quote] Rule 5: It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter And btw no more "Don't be daft, wrap ur shaft". Its getting unoriginal.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheDerRitter [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ghostnubelost15 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] camer guy 65 Idiot, abstinence FTW.[/quote] What are the benefits of abstinence, anyway?[/quote] An actual relationship where sex isn't the only thing keeping a couple together? Also: No babies.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Sacred Flea [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Friendship [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Sacred Flea This may sound harsh, but I don't pity you. The only thing I pity is the poor child. Either way, things will turn out bad for it. It's either denied life altogether, or its life will suck. Congratulations, man. [/quote]I wouldn't call myself a bad person. Everyone does mistakes, I just happened to do a really bad one. Their (my ex-friends and his girlfriends) relationship has been cracking for a while now and they would've broke up anyway soon. And we did use condom but they aren't 100% reliable you know.. And good thing I didn't ask for your pity[/quote] You used contraception? Wow, sorry for jumping to conclusions... +100 respect. [/quote]It's k. Do you pity me now?
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Abort abort
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Snipingphoenix7 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wii Tard [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Snipingphoenix7 Rule 1: Cover your stump before you hump.[/quote] Rule 2: Don't be silly, wrap your willy.[/quote] Rule 3: Don't be a fool wrap your tool[/quote] Rule 4: In the sock before you rock.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] st kymon I just have a small suspicion that she might be pregnant. She doesn't look fat or anything, but she's not had her period and she's getting a bit moody. Her boobs have also gotten a bit larger too. Not very, but slightly. And she's trying to avoid speaking to me on MSN, and will only give me basic responses at school if I speak to her. Wat do? Halp? PS, I'm only 16, so I REALLY don't want this. [/quote] You better start praying that she was cheating on you.
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You're going to need to summon a quickening. First, do you have bloodgrass, four hogs feet, and turducken, a .5lb limestone cut into a tetrahedron, and a vat of pure amino acids? If you don't, go out and buy them and mix them in your cauldron. Next, you need to use the incantation of Malgath to summon a Vedra who will take the place of your child. The incantation can be found in your copy of The Necronomicon. If you don't have one then check the drawer in a motel. The Vedra enter your girlfriend's body, consume the child, and send it to the underworld. It will then take the place of your child in the womb, but unlike being born, the Vedra will slip into your girlfriends intestinal lining and be excreted upon her next bowl movement.
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Tell her to perform high-adrenaline activates, and the hormones excreted from the activities will kill the parasite concealed inside her womb and naturally abort it. Starving yourself may also cause a natural abortion. Many animals are known to abort their babies if there is a lack of food sustenance to supply both organisms. [Edited on 06.12.2011 11:55 AM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] st kymon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ehmanda OP, prepare to end your life right now. You're going to have no future, no respect, no dignity; and last but not least, no pride. Have fun dropping out of school to pay for a kid. Or have fun running away and watching as [i]she[/i] drops out of school to pay for the kid with 2 F/T jobs. All I gotta say is: Y U NO WRAP IT UP?[/quote]I had none left. I pulled out and I actually didn't finish, last time we *ahem*. I'm a bit confuzzled as to how it happened. This has NEVER happened before.[/quote] she's could have cheated then... which also could make her want to avoid you...
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well either shes missed a period and not pregnant (which is common) and the -blam!- growth is because shes still growing up. or stick to gym socks in the future
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If she's avoiding talking to you, then it's probably bad. It sounds to me like she cheated on you and doesn't want you to know.
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[url=http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llopjru5zX1qht0sw.png]Conception...You went too deep.[/url] [Edited on 06.12.2011 11:50 AM PDT]
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Nothing a good ole [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFtw7qW7Vcw]FALCON PAWWWWNNNCCCCCH! can't fix[/url]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Friendship [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Friendship [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Sacred Flea [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Friendship I know how you feel. I have the exact same thing going on. Exept it's not MY girlfriend. It's my friends girlfriend who is pregnant. And I'm also only 16.[/quote] You got your "friends" girlfriend pregnant? If this is what you're saying you should be ashamed of yourself. Think of the pain your friend (probably not for much longer) will be going through when he finds out. Which he inevitably will. [/quote]Well, we used to be friends. We were like best friends when we were kids but we kind of grew apart when we went to junior-high school. And yes, I am ashamed right now. My and her life are basically going to suck if she won't get an abortion now when she still can.[/quote] This may sound harsh, but I don't pity you. The only thing I pity is the poor child. Either way, things will turn out bad for it. It's either denied life altogether, or its life will suck. Congratulations, man. [/quote]I wouldn't call myself a bad person. Everyone does mistakes, I just happened to do a really bad one. Their (my ex-friends and his girlfriends) relationship has been cracking for a while now and they would've broke up anyway soon. And we did use condom but they aren't 100% reliable you know.. And good thing I didn't ask for your pity[/quote] You used contraception? Wow, sorry for jumping to conclusions... +100 respect.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Friendship [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Sacred Flea [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Friendship I know how you feel. I have the exact same thing going on. Exept it's not MY girlfriend. It's my friends girlfriend who is pregnant. And I'm also only 16.[/quote] You got your "friends" girlfriend pregnant? If this is what you're saying you should be ashamed of yourself. Think of the pain your friend (probably not for much longer) will be going through when he finds out. Which he inevitably will. [/quote]Well, we used to be friends. We were like best friends when we were kids but we kind of grew apart when we went to junior-high school. And yes, I am ashamed right now. My and her life are basically going to suck if she won't get an abortion now when she still can.[/quote] This may sound harsh, but I don't pity you. The only thing I pity is the poor child. Either way, things will turn out bad for it. It's either denied life altogether, or its life will suck. Congratulations, man. [/quote]I wouldn't call myself a bad person. Everyone does mistakes, I just happened to do a really bad one. Their (my ex-friends and his girlfriends) relationship has been cracking for a while now and they would've broke up anyway soon. And we did use condom but they aren't 100% reliable you know.. And good thing I didn't ask for your pity
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Steeel Woool [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Sacred Flea There's still a chance. A chance probably higher then you think. Pre--blam!- can still contain millions of sperm, and each one of them capable of getting the girl pregnant. Please, go back to sex education. I'm suggesting this for your own sake. [/quote] Lolno. You previously said that precum is just normal semen used for lubricating purposes, you couldn't possibly be more false. [url=http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/0922.html]Take a look.[/url] Don't like it, then google some more.[/quote] Knowledge ftw
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Steeel Woool [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Sacred Flea There's still a chance. A chance probably higher then you think. Pre--blam!- can still contain millions of sperm, and each one of them capable of getting the girl pregnant. Please, go back to sex education. I'm suggesting this for your own sake. [/quote] Lolno. You previously said that precum is just normal semen used for lubricating purposes, you couldn't possibly be more false. [url=http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/0922.html]Take a look.[/url] Don't like it, then google some more.[/quote] Yes, it's to help with lubrication, but it's also scientific [i]fact[/i] that it contains sperm. But this is only due to the fact of past ejaculations. I realise my past post could have been confusing, as I didn't specify. My bad. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Friendship [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Sacred Flea [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Friendship I know how you feel. I have the exact same thing going on. Exept it's not MY girlfriend. It's my friends girlfriend who is pregnant. And I'm also only 16.[/quote] You got your "friends" girlfriend pregnant? If this is what you're saying you should be ashamed of yourself. Think of the pain your friend (probably not for much longer) will be going through when he finds out. Which he inevitably will. [/quote]Well, we used to be friends. We were like best friends when we were kids but we kind of grew apart when we went to junior-high school. And yes, I am ashamed right now. My and her life are basically going to suck if she won't get an abortion now when she still can.[/quote] This may sound harsh, but I don't pity you. The only thing I pity is the poor child. Either way, things will turn out bad for it. It's either denied life altogether, or its life will suck. Congratulations, man.
