Bovine-themed braggadocio, taking Halo 3: ODST home, and a way to win Recon.
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Not to risk sounding like a -blam!- (though i imagine the wolves will tear me apart anyway) but does anyone else kinda tire of urk's rambling? I mean just look at this from the latest update: "You probably recognize a pattern beginning to take shape. Not of the Fibonacci variety either, where said repetitions are woven into the very fabric of nature in some kind of cosmic mathematical coincidence that makes you wonder if there really is a design to everything after all, but more of Grandmother's quilt variety, where said repetition makes you wonder where in the world people can purchase such hideous floral pastel patterns and why they think you'll want to display them in your living room. " It literally made me stare at the screen shaking my head. I nearly face-palmed. Just what on earth is the point of that entire paragraph? Why approach writing a weekly update on a popular videogame-related site as if you're writing an essay on the philosophical relevance of the myth of sisyphus? Being honest, i must say i kinda miss Frankie and Luke just cutting to the chase and telling you what the big news was, or where there wasn't any, keeping you slightly amused and at least updating you on how things are at the grand halls of bungie. Now i log on and read about how development is fluttering on into the abyss, like the wings of the butterfly on a spring evening, quivering in the breeze as if propelled by the very spirit of her mother earth.