Bovine-themed braggadocio, taking Halo 3: ODST home, and a way to win Recon.
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*holds his arms to his chest and dives into the topic from the skies (er...i mean, the topic list!)* *lands on the ground and gets back up, having dropped in.* *grabs a bomb and runs to the post button* *3...2...1....* All of a sudden, the text on the bomb changes, white marker writes out the word 'FIRST!' The bomb explodes, killing the next person to post in the topic... "Heh...." *watches his motion sensor to see Shishka looming nearby* *grabs a trip mine, writes 'THIS IS FOR BETTY!' on it, then throws it on the ground on the next post in this thread*