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1/12/2011 12:24:21 AM
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A accidental conversation of a peculiar nature
I got a random text message from a number I didn't recognise on saturday, I figured I'll have some fun with this person.
555-WETIP: Yoo
Me: Hello
Me: By the way, who is this?
555-WETIP: This is taylor, I may have texted the wrong number, sorry.
Me: Maybe, or maybe fate has intended for us to meet, that it was not by chance but by destiny that you mistyped the number of the intended recepient.
Taylor: Yeah i did. Lol. So wait...who are you?
Me: When I was a young child, a prophet approached me and said on the 11th year of the 21st century I will receive a text message from a brave warrior by the name of taylor saying "Yoo". He said this warrior will protect me from a 30ft tall demon that can breathe fire and shoot laser beams from it's -blam!-. And that after a glorious battle between the warrior and the demon, I am to become emperor of the new world government. He described this warrior as very powerful, with a scar over his/her left eye caused by The Last Albino Panther. Do you happen to possess such a scar?
Taylor: Uhhh?...I put my hair over my eye alot? Does that help...Who are you and whats your name?!?!?!
Me: My name is Charles Joseph Hesse the fifth. My father is Charles Joseph Hesse the fourth, son of Charles Joseph Hesse the third. I am but a farmhand amongst the Highland Village. Do you happen to possess a sword?
Taylor: I do not...
Me: Well, you'll need to forge one. Traditional steel won't harm the demon, so it'll have to be crafted from dragon bones. Fortunately this is mating season for them this time of year. Whelps are generally more vulnurable, while their bones are more dense. Unfortunately, few blacksmiths are capable of forging with dragonbone. I happen to know of one that can, but acquiring his assistance may be difficult because he is dead. So we'll have to travel to the underworld and make a deal with the devil in exchance for his aid. Do you happen to know a mage?
Taylor: Nope. You're a weirdo bye.
Me: ...But the prophecy!!!
Taylor: I don't care...You're acting weird...And like you act like one of those dungeons and dragons geeks. Byee
Me: And to think you call yourself a warrior.
Taylor: Yep.
[Edited on 01.11.2011 5:57 PM PST by Captain K Mart]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JewMallow [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shadowemonc I texted her on both numbers, claiming that she had fallen victim to a mysterious cult organization called "the Flood". I offered help. She has yet to text back. w00t, page 4[/quote] no, Alto. This man ruined it for us all.[/quote] Nay! 'Twas you, for it was you who told this supposed, "brother" all of our most precious secrets. Burn in hell, demon! It wasn't a brother! 'Twas her!
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Quick, change the name of the thread to something not as obvious!!! We can still save this. Oh, and we should [u]backtrace[/u] Shadowemonc and troll him HARDER. PS: does that break rules? =P [Edited on 01.11.2011 5:41 PM PST]
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Shes actually pretty nice guys. Can you guys stop txting her? [Edited on 01.11.2011 5:53 PM PST]
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Awwwww, that was just getting fun.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xDroidx [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I Einnob I [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JewMallow [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I Einnob I OMG HE KNOWS IT IS BUNGIE.NET!!!!!![/quote] FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-[/quote] Me: Warrior, do not stray from your path. For I am here to give you great guidance from the sea of deceivers. Him/her: Dis is some halo type -blam!- bungie . net and -blam!- Didnt say anything about the flood. Aw this was going to be fun. who told him?[/quote] All is lost.[/quote] sad face
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Alt0173 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JewMallow [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shadowemonc I texted her on both numbers, claiming that she had fallen victim to a mysterious cult organization called "the Flood". I offered help. She has yet to text back. w00t, page 4[/quote] no, Alto. This man ruined it for us all.[/quote] What did you tell her brother?[/quote] I told him this was an internet prank. I don't know if he told Taylor the Warrior. Hopefully he didn't. He sounded chill with the whole thing and said it was hilarious. It must have been someone in the Flood. Someone on the [i]inside[/i]...
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If Taylor truly will negate her duties and leave us to die, then such is our fate. Tomorrow the demon shall destroy us. Now that this is over, we may address the grievous error in the title. "*An* accidental..." [Edited on 01.11.2011 5:43 PM PST]
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We will now say things such as "tits or gtfo"
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] YOUNG_D1AB0LUS Ummm...lol?[/quote]
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But who would betray us?
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i texted haha
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Seranthian Quick, change the name of the thread to something not as obvious!!! We can still save this. Oh, and we should [u]backtrace[/u] Shadowemonc and troll him HARDER. PS: does that break rules? =P[/quote]Lets hope not.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] thegreekboy250 But who would betray us? [/quote] Rest easy, for the traitor is dead.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JewMallow [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Alt0173 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JewMallow [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shadowemonc I texted her on both numbers, claiming that she had fallen victim to a mysterious cult organization called "the Flood". I offered help. She has yet to text back. w00t, page 4[/quote] no, Alto. This man ruined it for us all.[/quote] What did you tell her brother?[/quote] I told him this was an internet prank. I don't know if he told Taylor the Warrior. Hopefully he didn't. He sounded chill with the whole thing and said it was hilarious. It must have been someone in the Flood. Someone on the [i]inside[/i]...[/quote]If this is true I apologise for what I said earlier, brother.
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*Saves thread* I'm lovin' this. *grabs phone*
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I LOL'D! Simply epic, I'm saving this thread.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HonorGuardElite7 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JewMallow [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Alt0173 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JewMallow [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shadowemonc I texted her on both numbers, claiming that she had fallen victim to a mysterious cult organization called "the Flood". I offered help. She has yet to text back. w00t, page 4[/quote] no, Alto. This man ruined it for us all.[/quote] What did you tell her brother?[/quote] I told him this was an internet prank. I don't know if he told Taylor the Warrior. Hopefully he didn't. He sounded chill with the whole thing and said it was hilarious. It must have been someone in the Flood. Someone on the [i]inside[/i]...[/quote]If this is true I apologise for what I said earlier, brother.[/quote] I JUST HAD AN IDEA. We start texting random numbers with the origonal text in the OP.
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Keep up the good work fellow Flood.
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In a few minute a thread named "These creeps keep telling me about a prophecy and a demon that I have to slay or something." pops up. O.o
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I texted her brother, "Is this Delvon, kin of Taylor the mighty warrior? If you are, it is of the gravest importance to help her acquire the dragon bone.
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Don't want to be a party killer, but I think this against the rules. Anyway, if it gets locked, it shall be remembered for the rest of eternity.
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BRILLIANT! Related: gahh I sometimes wish this was 4chan... so many relevant pictures...
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It's going to suck so much when this becomes a true prophecy...
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This...this is why I love the Halo Bungie.net community.
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Text [snip] with the message in the OP guys [Edited on 01.11.2011 8:19 PM PST by Duardo]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ShadowStrike115 OMFG this is too funny you guys! I just texted the number too-- Me: This is Taylor, correct? Taylor: Yeah. Who the hell are these people? Me: We are The Ones! Do you not understand the magnitude of the prophecy you must fulfill?? All hope will be lost if you do not agree to help the Highland Village and its neighbors. ...no response... Me: Taylor the Warrior, you must do this for the sake of all your people!!! I have yet to receive a reply :/[/quote] Quoting myself for sheer importance of this matter. I have still received no reply. I believe our holy protector has left us to bear these matters on our own. Gather your arms, thy Floodians! Tomorrow, we strike the beast first...
