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1/12/2011 12:24:21 AM
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A accidental conversation of a peculiar nature
I got a random text message from a number I didn't recognise on saturday, I figured I'll have some fun with this person.
555-WETIP: Yoo
Me: Hello
Me: By the way, who is this?
555-WETIP: This is taylor, I may have texted the wrong number, sorry.
Me: Maybe, or maybe fate has intended for us to meet, that it was not by chance but by destiny that you mistyped the number of the intended recepient.
Taylor: Yeah i did. Lol. So wait...who are you?
Me: When I was a young child, a prophet approached me and said on the 11th year of the 21st century I will receive a text message from a brave warrior by the name of taylor saying "Yoo". He said this warrior will protect me from a 30ft tall demon that can breathe fire and shoot laser beams from it's -blam!-. And that after a glorious battle between the warrior and the demon, I am to become emperor of the new world government. He described this warrior as very powerful, with a scar over his/her left eye caused by The Last Albino Panther. Do you happen to possess such a scar?
Taylor: Uhhh?...I put my hair over my eye alot? Does that help...Who are you and whats your name?!?!?!
Me: My name is Charles Joseph Hesse the fifth. My father is Charles Joseph Hesse the fourth, son of Charles Joseph Hesse the third. I am but a farmhand amongst the Highland Village. Do you happen to possess a sword?
Taylor: I do not...
Me: Well, you'll need to forge one. Traditional steel won't harm the demon, so it'll have to be crafted from dragon bones. Fortunately this is mating season for them this time of year. Whelps are generally more vulnurable, while their bones are more dense. Unfortunately, few blacksmiths are capable of forging with dragonbone. I happen to know of one that can, but acquiring his assistance may be difficult because he is dead. So we'll have to travel to the underworld and make a deal with the devil in exchance for his aid. Do you happen to know a mage?
Taylor: Nope. You're a weirdo bye.
Me: ...But the prophecy!!!
Taylor: I don't care...You're acting weird...And like you act like one of those dungeons and dragons geeks. Byee
Me: And to think you call yourself a warrior.
Taylor: Yep.
[Edited on 01.11.2011 5:57 PM PST by Captain K Mart]
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lol and messages sent. hopefully i get a reply >:)
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Tell her brother that all will be right if he plays the scary maze game.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JewMallow Continue this on.[/quote] You kind of ruined it by telling her brother.
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Lol, I kind of wish he went with it though
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Alt0173 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JewMallow The guy who is calling me is her brother and thinks it's hilarious. I told him why we're doing it and he thinks it's weird but didn't tell us to stop. So go on ahead.[/quote] You failed.[/quote] You accused me of being the demon, of which I am not. Everyone knows the demon is 4chan, and the sword dragonbone is the cyber police. Pssh, get with the times man.
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OMG HE KNOWS IT IS BUNGIE.NET!!!!!!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I Einnob I OMG HE KNOWS IT IS BUNGIE.NET!!!!!![/quote] FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shadowemonc "Uuummm Look dis isnt talyor im her brother Delvon im gettin pist hbu jus tell how i can stop this ?" - 17572849811[/quote] [i]May god help us all...[/i]
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Who told him?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shadowemonc I texted her on both numbers, claiming that she had fallen victim to a mysterious cult organization called "the Flood". I offered help. She has yet to text back. w00t, page 4[/quote] no, Alto. This man ruined it for us all.
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OMFG this is too funny you guys! I just texted the number too-- Me: This is Taylor, correct? Taylor: Yeah. Who the hell are these people? Me: We are The Ones! Do you not understand the magnitude of the prophecy you must fulfill?? All hope will be lost if you do not agree to help the Highland Village and its neighbors. ...no response... Me: Taylor the Warrior, you must do this for the sake of all your people!!! I have yet to receive a reply :/
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If Taylor the Warrior strays from this daunting task, then all humanity is doomed into oblivion by the demon.
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This thread. It has been saved for sheer hilarity.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shadowemonc [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] apersonthatwins [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shadowemonc I texted her on both numbers, claiming that she had fallen victim to a mysterious cult organization called "the Flood". I offered help. She has yet to text back. w00t, page 4[/quote] Your tomfoolery has put this entire operation at risk, including the lives of thousands of our most trusted operatives. I have no choice. *takes out sword.*[/quote] [i]Wait.[/i] Let me have retain my honor, give me the sword. I will take my own life.[/quote] I trust you not. *stabs*
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Tomorrow on CNN: A mysterious cult called "the flood" has been harassing a girl lately investigators report they are looking into the matted and have found nothing so far....
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JewMallow [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shadowemonc I texted her on both numbers, claiming that she had fallen victim to a mysterious cult organization called "the Flood". I offered help. She has yet to text back. w00t, page 4[/quote] no, Alto. This man ruined it for us all.[/quote] What did you tell her brother?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JewMallow [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I Einnob I OMG HE KNOWS IT IS BUNGIE.NET!!!!!![/quote] FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-[/quote] Me: Warrior, do not stray from your path. For I am here to give you great guidance from the sea of deceivers. Him/her: Dis is some halo type -blam!- bungie . net and -blam!- Didnt say anything about the flood. Aw this was going to be fun. who told him?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] apersonthatwins [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shadowemonc [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] apersonthatwins [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shadowemonc I texted her on both numbers, claiming that she had fallen victim to a mysterious cult organization called "the Flood". I offered help. She has yet to text back. w00t, page 4[/quote] Your tomfoolery has put this entire operation at risk, including the lives of thousands of our most trusted operatives. I have no choice. *takes out sword.*[/quote] [i]Wait.[/i] Let me have retain my honor, give me the sword. I will take my own life.[/quote] I trust you not. *stabs*[/quote] Destroy the one who has doomed us all.
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I lol'd You sir earn +1 ROFL
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I Einnob I [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JewMallow [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I Einnob I OMG HE KNOWS IT IS BUNGIE.NET!!!!!![/quote] FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-[/quote] Me: Warrior, do not stray from your path. For I am here to give you great guidance from the sea of deceivers. Him/her: Dis is some halo type -blam!- bungie . net and -blam!- Didnt say anything about the flood. Aw this was going to be fun. who told him?[/quote] All is lost.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I Einnob I [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JewMallow [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I Einnob I OMG HE KNOWS IT IS BUNGIE.NET!!!!!![/quote] FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-[/quote] Me: Warrior, do not stray from your path. For I am here to give you great guidance from the sea of deceivers. Him/her: Dis is some halo type -blam!- bungie . net and -blam!- Didnt say anything about the flood. Aw this was going to be fun. who told him?[/quote] The man I stabbed.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] thegreekboy250 Tomorrow on CNN: A mysterious cult called "the flood" has been harassing a girl lately investigators report they are looking into the matted and have found nothing so far....[/quote]I would laugh so much if that happened.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nuclear Xmas [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shadowemonc "Uuummm Look dis isnt talyor im her brother Delvon im gettin pist hbu jus tell how i can stop this ?" - [snip][/quote] Forge the Sword of Dragonbone, duh...[/quote] A mere warrior can't forge such a blade. She needs to travel to the Underworld where she must strike a deal with the Devil for the release the sprit of Ironbeard master blacksmith.... [Edited on 01.11.2011 8:16 PM PST by Duardo]
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It's alright, I know how to fix this.. [i]*Dials phone* ..."Hello operator, I need to speak with the president of the united states, it's a matter of national urgency"[/i]
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You were texting my mom. JK my moms name isn't Taylor.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JewMallow [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shadowemonc I texted her on both numbers, claiming that she had fallen victim to a mysterious cult organization called "the Flood". I offered help. She has yet to text back. w00t, page 4[/quote] no, Alto. This man ruined it for us all.[/quote] Nay! 'Twas you, for it was you who told this supposed, "brother" all of our most precious secrets. Burn in hell, demon! It wasn't a brother! 'Twas her!
