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1/12/2011 12:24:21 AM
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A accidental conversation of a peculiar nature
I got a random text message from a number I didn't recognise on saturday, I figured I'll have some fun with this person.
555-WETIP: Yoo
Me: Hello
Me: By the way, who is this?
555-WETIP: This is taylor, I may have texted the wrong number, sorry.
Me: Maybe, or maybe fate has intended for us to meet, that it was not by chance but by destiny that you mistyped the number of the intended recepient.
Taylor: Yeah i did. Lol. So wait...who are you?
Me: When I was a young child, a prophet approached me and said on the 11th year of the 21st century I will receive a text message from a brave warrior by the name of taylor saying "Yoo". He said this warrior will protect me from a 30ft tall demon that can breathe fire and shoot laser beams from it's -blam!-. And that after a glorious battle between the warrior and the demon, I am to become emperor of the new world government. He described this warrior as very powerful, with a scar over his/her left eye caused by The Last Albino Panther. Do you happen to possess such a scar?
Taylor: Uhhh?...I put my hair over my eye alot? Does that help...Who are you and whats your name?!?!?!
Me: My name is Charles Joseph Hesse the fifth. My father is Charles Joseph Hesse the fourth, son of Charles Joseph Hesse the third. I am but a farmhand amongst the Highland Village. Do you happen to possess a sword?
Taylor: I do not...
Me: Well, you'll need to forge one. Traditional steel won't harm the demon, so it'll have to be crafted from dragon bones. Fortunately this is mating season for them this time of year. Whelps are generally more vulnurable, while their bones are more dense. Unfortunately, few blacksmiths are capable of forging with dragonbone. I happen to know of one that can, but acquiring his assistance may be difficult because he is dead. So we'll have to travel to the underworld and make a deal with the devil in exchance for his aid. Do you happen to know a mage?
Taylor: Nope. You're a weirdo bye.
Me: ...But the prophecy!!!
Taylor: I don't care...You're acting weird...And like you act like one of those dungeons and dragons geeks. Byee
Me: And to think you call yourself a warrior.
Taylor: Yep.
[Edited on 01.11.2011 5:57 PM PST by Captain K Mart]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shadowemonc I texted her on both numbers, claiming that she had fallen victim to a mysterious cult organization called "the Flood". I offered help. She has yet to text back.[/quote]You fool!
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The guy who is calling me is her brother and thinks it's hilarious. I told him why we're doing it and he thinks it's weird but didn't tell us to stop. So go on ahead.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shadowemonc I texted her on both numbers, claiming that she had fallen victim to a mysterious cult organization called "the Flood". I offered help. She has yet to text back. w00t, page 4[/quote] Don't let her know who we are, let it remain a mystery.
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[post removed] [Edited on 01.11.2011 5:33 PM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JRWilly007 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shadowemonc I texted her on both numbers, claiming that she had fallen victim to a mysterious cult organization called "the Flood". I offered help. She has yet to text back.[/quote]You fool![/quote] I will of course be no help at all, as there is really nothing I can do.
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I didn't see that coming...[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JewMallow Taylor is a girl.[/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nuclear Xmas [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shadowemonc I texted her on both numbers, claiming that she had fallen victim to a mysterious cult organization called "the Flood". I offered help. She has yet to text back. w00t, page 4[/quote] Don't let her know who we are, let it remain a mystery.[/quote] Because she'll totally know The Flood forum on Bungie.net?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JewMallow The guy who is calling me is her brother and thinks it's hilarious. I told him why we're doing it and he thinks it's weird but didn't tell us to stop. So go on ahead.[/quote] I cannot believe you fell for their trickery! You've doomed us all!
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I would have you arrested.
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You guys are absolutely terrible and you should be ashamed of yourself... Let me get my phone... [i]*saves thread*[/i]
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This needs to go on. I hope one day this entire story will become a legend in the Flood for many generations of future Floodians. One day, Taylor the Warrior will tell her children about Dovakiin, Dragonbone, and the Flood. Maybe this will become a popular bedtime story. Only time will tell, and text spamming. Continue on my fellow Flood! Onwards towards internet meme and Flood legend!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WakelessCheese [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nuclear Xmas [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shadowemonc I texted her on both numbers, claiming that she had fallen victim to a mysterious cult organization called "the Flood". I offered help. She has yet to text back. w00t, page 4[/quote] They'll find us, [i]and when they do...[/i] Don't let her know who we are, let it remain a mystery.[/quote] Because she'll totally know The Flood forum on Bungie.net?[/quote] They'll find us, [i]and when they do...[/i] [Edited on 01.11.2011 5:32 PM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JewMallow This needs to go on. I hope one day this entire story will become a legend in the Flood for many generations of future Floodians. One day, Taylor the Warrior will tell her children about Dovakiin, Dragonbone, and the Flood. Maybe this will become a popular bedtime story. Only time will tell, and text spamming. Continue on my fellow Flood! Onwards towards internet meme and Flood legend![/quote]And I am a part of it. W00T!
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I searched "the Flood" in google and the first thing was the actual enemies. She could trace that to Bungie and then the forum, but that has a really slim chance of actually happening. [Edited on 01.11.2011 5:33 PM PST]
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I said, "Taylor the mighty warrior, are you all right? You have not responded to me and I am beginning to fear the demon has reached you."
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*saves thread*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JewMallow The guy who is calling me is her brother and thinks it's hilarious. I told him why we're doing it and he thinks it's weird but didn't tell us to stop. So go on ahead.[/quote] You failed.
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"Uuummm Look dis isnt talyor im her brother Delvon im gettin pist hbu jus tell how i can stop this ?" - [snip] [Edited on 01.11.2011 8:15 PM PST by Duardo]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shadowemonc I texted her on both numbers, claiming that she had fallen victim to a mysterious cult organization called "the Flood". I offered help. She has yet to text back. w00t, page 4[/quote] Your tomfoolery has put this entire operation at risk, including the lives of thousands of our most trusted operatives. I have no choice. *takes out sword.*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shadowemonc "Uuummm Look dis isnt talyor im her brother Delvon im gettin pist hbu jus tell how i can stop this ?" - 17572849811[/quote] Forge the Sword of Dragonbone, duh...
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Me: Hello, scarred one Her: yea I don't know u Me: do not listen to the others who will stray you from the true path.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shadowemonc "Uuummm Look dis isnt talyor im her brother Delvon im gettin pist hbu jus tell how i can stop this ?" - [snip][/quote]You can't! [Edited on 01.11.2011 8:14 PM PST by Duardo]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] apersonthatwins [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shadowemonc I texted her on both numbers, claiming that she had fallen victim to a mysterious cult organization called "the Flood". I offered help. She has yet to text back. w00t, page 4[/quote] Your tomfoolery has put this entire operation at risk, including the lives of thousands of our most trusted operatives. I have no choice. *takes out sword.*[/quote] [i]Wait.[/i] Let me have retain my honor, give me the sword. I will take my own life.
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Posting in an epic thread.
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Continue this on.
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lol and messages sent. hopefully i get a reply >:)
