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1/12/2011 12:24:21 AM
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A accidental conversation of a peculiar nature
I got a random text message from a number I didn't recognise on saturday, I figured I'll have some fun with this person.
555-WETIP: Yoo
Me: Hello
Me: By the way, who is this?
555-WETIP: This is taylor, I may have texted the wrong number, sorry.
Me: Maybe, or maybe fate has intended for us to meet, that it was not by chance but by destiny that you mistyped the number of the intended recepient.
Taylor: Yeah i did. Lol. So wait...who are you?
Me: When I was a young child, a prophet approached me and said on the 11th year of the 21st century I will receive a text message from a brave warrior by the name of taylor saying "Yoo". He said this warrior will protect me from a 30ft tall demon that can breathe fire and shoot laser beams from it's -blam!-. And that after a glorious battle between the warrior and the demon, I am to become emperor of the new world government. He described this warrior as very powerful, with a scar over his/her left eye caused by The Last Albino Panther. Do you happen to possess such a scar?
Taylor: Uhhh?...I put my hair over my eye alot? Does that help...Who are you and whats your name?!?!?!
Me: My name is Charles Joseph Hesse the fifth. My father is Charles Joseph Hesse the fourth, son of Charles Joseph Hesse the third. I am but a farmhand amongst the Highland Village. Do you happen to possess a sword?
Taylor: I do not...
Me: Well, you'll need to forge one. Traditional steel won't harm the demon, so it'll have to be crafted from dragon bones. Fortunately this is mating season for them this time of year. Whelps are generally more vulnurable, while their bones are more dense. Unfortunately, few blacksmiths are capable of forging with dragonbone. I happen to know of one that can, but acquiring his assistance may be difficult because he is dead. So we'll have to travel to the underworld and make a deal with the devil in exchance for his aid. Do you happen to know a mage?
Taylor: Nope. You're a weirdo bye.
Me: ...But the prophecy!!!
Taylor: I don't care...You're acting weird...And like you act like one of those dungeons and dragons geeks. Byee
Me: And to think you call yourself a warrior.
Taylor: Yep.
[Edited on 01.11.2011 5:57 PM PST by Captain K Mart]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JewMallow Here's our conversation so far. Me:You must fulfill the propehcy. You must destroy the demon! Taylor: Who is this? Me: You must obtain the dragonbone sword. You must. I am the mage who will lead you to the underworld. Taylor: Who is this?! Me: The mage who will lead you the underworld. You go by Taylor, Correct? Talor: Yes! Me: Good. I am Dovakiin. Acquire your gear and get ready. I shall be there in several minutes. I will be wearing a white cloak with a green dragon symbol on the front. You have the scar above your eye, correct? Taylor: I have my hair over my face, will that help? ( I texted this when I read you guys are texting him ) Me: Do not listen to the others who contact you. They will try to stray you from the true path. You must not trust anyone but the blacksmith and I. Taylor: What are guy talking about me?!? Me: Yes. Say your goodbyes to your family and friends. This will be the last you ever see of them. Acquire your equipment and meet me at the front door in ten minutes. Taylor: I don't -blam!-ing know you! I receive a call several minutes later asking why I am contacting her from a different number. I receive another call but reject it. Taylor is a girl. The different number is: 1-757-284-9811 [/quote] QFT
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no u. I keep getting calls from the different number.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JewMallow Here's our conversation so far. Me:You must fulfill the propehcy. You must destroy the demon! Taylor: Who is this? Me: You must obtain the dragonbone sword. You must. I am the mage who will lead you to the underworld. Taylor: Who is this?! Me: The mage who will lead you the underworld. You go by Taylor, Correct? Talor: Yes! Me: Good. I am Dovakiin. Acquire your gear and get ready. I shall be there in several minutes. I will be wearing a white cloak with a green dragon symbol on the front. You have the scar above your eye, correct? Taylor: I have my hair over my face, will that help? ( I texted this when I read you guys are texting him ) Me: Do not listen to the others who contact you. They will try to stray you from the true path. You must not trust anyone but the blacksmith and I. Taylor: What are guy talking about me?!? Me: Yes. Say your goodbyes to your family and friends. This will be the last you ever see of them. Acquire your equipment and meet me at the front door in ten minutes. Taylor: I don't -blam!-ing know you! I receive a call several minutes later asking why I am contacting her from a different number. I receive another call but reject it. Taylor is a girl. [/quote] While reading this I was asking myself "Is taylor a boy or girl" but you answered my question, thanks lol. I am tempted to text but am not sure if i should
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JewMallow Here's our conversation so far. Me:You must fulfill the propehcy. You must destroy the demon! Taylor: Who is this? Me: You must obtain the dragonbone sword. You must. I am the mage who will lead you to the underworld. Taylor: Who is this?! Me: The mage who will lead you the underworld. You go by Taylor, Correct? Talor: Yes! Me: Good. I am Dovakiin. Acquire your gear and get ready. I shall be there in several minutes. I will be wearing a white cloak with a green dragon symbol on the front. You have the scar above your eye, correct? Taylor: I have my hair over my face, will that help? ( I texted this when I read you guys are texting him ) Me: Do not listen to the others who contact you. They will try to stray you from the true path. You must not trust anyone but the blacksmith and I. Taylor: What are guy talking about me?!? Me: Yes. Say your goodbyes to your family and friends. This will be the last you ever see of them. Acquire your equipment and meet me at the front door in ten minutes. Taylor: I don't -blam!-ing know you! I receive a call several minutes later asking why I am contacting her from a different number. I receive another call but reject it. Taylor is a girl. The different number is: 1-757-284-9811 [/quote] Alright, now we need a demon and a blacksmith. We might also need a few extras for additional roles.
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this is hilarious 1 sec, ill be the demon lemme get my phone [Edited on 01.11.2011 5:20 PM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nuclear Xmas Alright, now we need a demon and a blacksmith. We might also need a few extras for additional roles.[/quote]But why would a demon have a phone?
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Epic win in my book.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JRWilly007 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nuclear Xmas Alright, now we need a demon and a blacksmith. We might also need a few extras for additional roles.[/quote]But why would a demon have a phone?[/quote] So they may text Taylor the Warrior
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All because she texted the wrong number...
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I laughed and realized that this is what all my conversations with my friends sound like...
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I texted her, "Taylor the great warrior, I have reasons to believe that the demon is trying to reach you disguised as a mage by the name of Dovakiin. Acquire your gear and the quest shall begin to vanquish the foul demon. God speed Taylor.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JRWilly007 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nuclear Xmas Alright, now we need a demon and a blacksmith. We might also need a few extras for additional roles.[/quote]But why would a demon have a phone?[/quote] They don't Herp... they POSSESS the user of the phone, ....and derp. :D
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I don't understand what went on here.... but I think I like it !!!1
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nuclear Xmas So they may text Taylor the Warrior[/quote]Ahh. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HonorGuardElite7 All because she texted the wrong number...[/quote]I know, isn't it hilarious?
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Lol i texted the number saying "Why did you taint the prophecy?! Charles Joseph Hesse the fifth needs your help to slay the demon!" I am awaiting a response >:]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Alt0173 I texted her, "Taylor the great warrior, I have reasons to believe that the demon is trying to reach you disguised as a mage by the name of Dovakiin. Acquire your gear and the quest shall begin to vanquish the foul demon. God speed Taylor.[/quote] ME? THE DEMON!? HOW COULD YOU ACCUSE DOVAKIIN THE SAGE! THE ONE PURE SAGE IN THE LAND OF WHOVILLE?!
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Has anyone heard back from Taylor the Great Warrior?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HonorGuardElite7 All because she texted the wrong number...[/quote] A mistake she will never make again.
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My lolmetor just went boom.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nuclear Xmas [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HonorGuardElite7 All because she texted the wrong number...[/quote] A mistake she will never make again.[/quote] We're actually helping her in the long run.
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lol this is hilarious *thread saved*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Murcielago00 They don't Herp... they POSSESS the user of the phone, ....and derp. :D[/quote]I actually thought about that after I saw a commercial for "The Last Exorcism" Lol.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WakelessCheese This can only end well.[/quote]
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Oh, this is epic win.
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I texted her on both numbers, claiming that she had fallen victim to a mysterious cult organization called "the Flood". I offered help. She has yet to text back. w00t, page 4 [Edited on 01.11.2011 5:27 PM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shadowemonc I texted her on both numbers, claiming that she had fallen victim to a mysterious cult organization called "the Flood". I offered help. She has yet to text back.[/quote]You fool!
