Once upon a time, there was a rookie called; The Rookie. He lived harmoniously with his squad until one day a -blam!- called Dare took over the squads control and sent them on a suicide mission. The Rookie, however did not want to die and said "-blam- you Dare", and dived for his drop pod. However, before he could dive, buck turned on a switch that stopped all drop pods from launching. The squad then (due to Dare) reluctantly tortured The Rookie which made him scream like a -blam-. This made Dare duck tape, staple, wire shut and pull of The Rookies mouth. Dare now initiated the final part of her plan. To brainwash the squad and replace their brains with ALs from a past video game called "Halo". The squad, infuriated, ran towards Dare at 1000-985=15MPH however before they could kick her -blam- she hit the control thingy, sending it into overload, and turning everyone in the galaxy into Halo Als, exept The Rookie, who forgot his past and uploaded got a 'Dumb'Al uploaded into his brain and Master Chef...oops I mean Master Chief who was saved by Cortana who reversed enjineered his sperm so he could be immortal, he could travel forward and back in time, and they could have a baby. The end (No privates were hurt in the making of this story exept for The Private)