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Edited by C0LONEL MUSTANG: 9/29/2023 10:12:24 PM
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New original Exotic idea that would blow every other weapon out of the water.

Exotic name - Dyrnwyn's Ferocity 600 rpm primary auto rifle Exotic perk - Blaze Getting a precision kill with the bottom-half of the magazine while a solar subclass is equipped on a Wednesday between the hours of 11AM and 3PM in any month ending with the letter "Y" while it's sunny outside, grants a 3% damage increase for 5 seconds. Getting a kill while this damage increase is active while you are crouching and have full super and ability energy, grants you increased reload speed. Reloading after getting a kill while both these buffs are active give your bullets the ability to scorch targets. Getting a kill with the scorched bullets while both aformentioned buffs are active grant 100% increase to all character stats for 30 seconds. During these 30 seconds, Solar flares will randomly fall from the sky. Getting a kill with these solar flares increases the duration of the Solar flares with diminishing returns. Emoting during this time also spawns one orb of power, collecting this orb of power gives the player max heavy ammo, but only on Thursdays after midnight if the temperature outside is between 70 to 50 degrees Fahrenheit, (21-10 Celsius) Getting a kill with this heavy ammo while all previously mentioned buffs are active, has a 10% chance to spawn a friendly Fallen Shank that attacks other enemies. Any kills the Shank gets restore ability and super energy and increase handling and stability for all weapons. More than one Shank may be active at a time. If the Friendly Fallen Shank gets a multi-kill, all weapons will be reloaded from reserves. Bonus ammo will be granted if you are using this exotic during Spring or if you are wearing a Shader with the color Red or Blue on a Monday anytime during AM hours if its cloudy or raining outside. Different bonuses will be granted depending on the Class you are playing: Titan - +0.8 Strength + A free coupon for 10% off all purchases on the Bungie store Hunter - +3 Mobility + A free copy of Terminator 2 (just pay Shipping & Handling) Warlock - Infinite Health on Sundays for 3 minutes after equipping this weapon (Does not refresh until the first Sunday of the following month) Catalyst - Allows main perk "Blaze" to be used during any month of the year. Getting a melee kill spawns 8 Friendly Wyverns, if a Wyvern gets a kill it gives all weapons infinite damage for 8 seconds. If a Wyvern kills a Guardian in Crucible it automatically and instantly uninstalls their game. Only works during Summer, between 5:00 and 5:21 PM. This Catalyst also grants the weapon to instantly kill anything on screen after reloading after a precision kill. Works on any day ending in "Y" except Saturday. So what do y'all think of this Exotic? Not too situational tbh. I think it could work. Best wishes, - The Patroller
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  • Bungie when designing an exotic you had to earn instead of buying it in a pre-order.

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  • "I agree. We should nerf Hunters." -Bungie, probably

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  • Catalyst is overtuned imo

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  • Oppenheimer's Treatise - an exotic Heavy weapon that annihilates the sun, destroying the entire Sol system

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  • Secret perk Loading in a trial match with this weapon equipped automatically give you the win

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  • [quote]Exotic name - Dyrnwyn's Ferocity 600 rpm primary auto rifle Exotic perk - Blaze Getting a precision kill with the bottom-half of the magazine while a solar subclass is equipped on a Wednesday between the hours of 11AM and 3PM in any month ending with the letter "Y" while it's sunny outside, grants a 3% damage increase for 5 seconds. Getting a kill while this damage increase is active while you are crouching and have full super and ability energy, grants you increased reload speed. Reloading after getting a kill while both these buffs are active give your bullets the ability to scorch targets. Getting a kill with the scorched bullets while both aformentioned buffs are active grant 100% increase to all character stats for 30 seconds. During these 30 seconds, Solar flares will randomly fall from the sky. Getting a kill with these solar flares increases the duration of the Solar flares with diminishing returns. Emoting during this time also spawns one orb of power, collecting this orb of power gives the player max heavy ammo, but only on Thursdays after midnight if the temperature outside is between 70 to 50 degrees Fahrenheit, (21-10 Celsius) Getting a kill with this heavy ammo while all previously mentioned buffs are active, has a 10% chance to spawn a friendly Fallen Shank that attacks other enemies. Any kills the Shank gets restore ability and super energy and increase handling and stability for all weapons. More than one Shank may be active at a time. If the Friendly Fallen Shank gets a multi-kill, all weapons will be reloaded from reserves. Bonus ammo will be granted if you are using this exotic during Spring or if you are wearing a Shader with the color Red or Blue on a Monday anytime during AM hours if its cloudy or raining outside. Different bonuses will be granted depending on the Class you are playing: Titan - +0.8 Strength + A free coupon for 10% off all purchases on the Bungie store Hunter - +3 Mobility + A free copy of Terminator 2 (just pay Shipping & Handling) Warlock - Infinite Health on Sundays for 3 minutes after equipping this weapon (Does not refresh until the first Sunday of the following month) Catalyst - Allows main perk "Blaze" to be used during any month of the year. Getting a melee kill spawns 8 Friendly Wyverns, if a Wyvern gets a kill it gives all weapons infinite damage for 8 seconds. If a Wyvern kills a Guardian in Crucible it automatically and instantly uninstalls their game. Only works during Summer, between 5:00 and 5:21 PM. This Catalyst also grants the weapon to instantly kill anything on screen after reloading after a precision kill. Works on any day ending in "Y" except Saturday. So what do y'all think of this Exotic? Not too situational tbh. I think it could work. Best wishes, - The Patroller[/quote] You are crazy if you think they will add this the meta in PvP would shatter

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  • Needs more survey patrol perks.

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  • sounds like half the core playlist bounties these days

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  • Exotic Ghost Allows you to equip 2 exotic armor Allows you to equip 2 exotic weapons At the same time

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  • Bungie: Promote immediately to CEO. Then Fire them for not supporting our leftwing policies.

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  • Not realistic. Bungie would make all the stability stats give airborne effectiveness instead like most niche exotics for some reason. Also it would get disabled for being too broken in seasonal content. The final shape will be delayed because of this gun. Bungie will decided to nerf it and make it shoot slower so it doesn’t bug out because it has a secret perk to increase ping

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  • Edited by An Engram Full Of Bees: 9/29/2023 9:01:52 PM
    Nah give it something original and unique for a catalyst instead. Like Outlaw.

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    • Very original indeed🤣

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    • This is friggin hilarious I love posts like these

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    • Wow, that's pretty unique for sure

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    • Make it a 720 auto-rifle and it should be viable

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    • Sounds like the solar flairs are RNG.We already have enough RNG in this game 😤

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    • 7/11, not enough RNG.

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      • seems good but I think the titan bonus is too much, should only be .4 strength

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      • Lol

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        • Genshin Impact be like.

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        • I feel like I just walked into a DND campaign. Chief I’ll be honest I don’t have the brain power for this

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        • Lmao that's a lot to keep up with.

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        • Wth🤣

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        • Reminds me of Yu-Gi-Oh

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          Least esport exotic in destiny:

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