Traffic Cone and Acro, you have advanced to the next stage in this most important transfer of unholy power. Welcome to the first debate. Before you lie questions picked from the brains of your fellow Offtopickles. Be careful, as they are still dirty with grey matter.
Answer well and wisely and we shall see what fruit your answers bear on the soon-to-come election semi-final.
Good luck, and may the force be with you
What are you going to do about the sudden influx of illegal (pre-teen) users?
Star Trek or Star Wars?
If you could commit two crimes, what would hey be?
Why is yellow?
Are you human?
Are you a murderer, pacifist, or politician in video games?
What is your weapon of choice, excluding modern and futuristic weaponry and advanced guns (I don’t consider muskets and flintlocks advanced).
You are now being forced to murder your best friend with a shovel.
What colour shovel do you choose?
If you were a character in the Dungeons & Dragons Forgotten Realms Campaign Setting, what would your alignment be and why?
What are your views on Offtopic roleplaying and how will you handle the roleplaying scenes here?
What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?
A princess is as old as the prince will be when the princess is twice as old as the prince was when the princess's age was half the sum of their present age. What are their present ages?
Greymane or Battleborn?
What isn’t the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?
You are opening a restaurant for the undead. What is your signature meal?
Fill in the blank. Dagoth Wave is _______.
Is there such things as wrong answers?
Why was the answer to that last question wrong?
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Edited by The First Aifos: 7/18/2021 9:28:07 PMI’m assuming I should still answer these, and whatnot, even though you didn’t explocitly me tion my name. I’m still a candidte, yeah? [quote]What are you going to do about the sudden influx of illegal (pre-teen) users?[/quote] That is the jurisdiction of the Ninjas, not the president. I would like to remind everyone that the CoC says you need to be 13 years or older to be on the forum. [quote]Star Trek or Star Wars?[/quote] Star Wars, but I’m not a huge fan. I prefer sci-fi to remain terrestrial, rather than hopping from planet to planet. [quote]If you could commit two crimes, what would hey be?[/quote] Nothing. I’m a goodie two shoes. I did have an idea, but it made me feel bad. My idea was, though; -Steal $9,000 monies. -Steal the Grimoire Weiss replica from the person who won it, and leave them that $9,000 monies to make up for it. But then I thought about how I would feel if I’d have won the Grimoire Weiss replica, and it got stolen from me, and I was like “No, I couldn’t do that”. [quote]Why is yellow?[/quote] See, when light shines down on an object, certain wavelengths get absorbed, while others get reflected. The light that gets reflected bounces back into our eyes, and that dictates the color that we see. Funnily enough, that means when we see something that’s yellow, the yellow is actually one pf the colors that [i]didn’t[/i] get absorbed, meaning there’s no yellow in the object. [quote]Are you human?[/quote] I used to be, but then I got turned into a spooky lich, and then Blaze murdered me. Luckily, my soul was saved, and got placed within a Boundary Interface Prime Field Device, model number Xi-14! [quote]Are you a murderer, pacifist, or politician in video games?[/quote] Usually pacifist when given the option. [quote]What is your weapon of choice, excluding modern and futuristic weaponry and advanced guns (I don’t consider muskets and flintlocks advanced).[/quote] Realistic weaponry: I think I’ll take either a rapier or a spear. Unrealistic weaponry: Magic staff. [quote]You are now being forced to murder your best friend with a shovel. What colour shovel do you choose?[/quote] Blue. There will be no further comment. [quote]If you were a character in the Dungeons & Dragons Forgotten Realms Campaign Setting, what would your alignment be and why?[/quote] Probably either lawful neutral or lawful good. ‘Cause I’m boring like that. [quote]What are your views on Offtopic roleplaying and how will you handle the roleplaying scenes here? [/quote] Roleplay can be fun. I don’t see anything to “handle”, aside from roleplay being a little dead at the moment. There’s not a lot I can do about that, as it’s mostly dead because a lot of the big players left or got bannededed. [quote]What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning? [/quote] Stuff him in a sack and throw him over! Stuff him in a sack and throw him over! Stuff him in a sack and throw him over! Early in the morning! Feed him to the hungry rats for dinner! Feed him to the hungry rats for dinner! Feed him to the hungry rats for dinner! Early in the morning! Shoot him through the heart with a loaded pistol! Shoot him through the heart with a loaded pistol! Shoot him through the heart with a loaded pistol! Early in the morning! Slice his throat with a rusty cleaver! Slice his throat with a rusty cleaver! Slice his throat with a rusty cleaver! Early in the morning! [quote]A princess is as old as the prince will be when the princess is twice as old as the prince was when the princess's age was half the sum of their present age. What are their present ages?[/quote] The answer is almost definitely a number! Yes, definitely a number… [quote]Greymane or Battleborn? [/quote] No opinion. They’re all just vampire cattle. [quote]What isn’t the meaning of life, the universe, and everything? [/quote] Love! [quote]You are opening a restaurant for the undead. What is your signature meal? [/quote] Lao Meng Lone Soup. [quote]Fill in the blank. Dagoth Wave is _______.[/quote] The heart’s true essence! [quote]Is there such things as wrong answers?[/quote] Yes. [quote]Why was the answer to that last question wrong?[/quote] Because we are trapped, in a never-ending loop of right & wrong. Is this a curse? Or some sort of punishment? I often think about the god who blessed us with this cryptic puzzle… And wonder if we’ll ever have the chance to kill him.
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Wow, you guys have elections?!? That's soooo cool.
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Time being wasted Only one question to know Dismantle mines, yes?
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A message from Acro [quote]What are you going to do about the sudden influx of illegal (pre-teen) users?[/quote] More than likely nothing, I cannot deport them myself, that is on bungie to do, I suggest that we all treat them as respect no matter if we personally find them annoying or not [quote]Star Trek or Star Wars?[/quote] I'm not an avid watcher of either, but they're both fine. [quote]If you could commit two crimes, what would hey be?[/quote] Arson, and Purgery [quote]Why is yellow?[/quote] Because is blue. [quote]Are you human?[/quote] Define human [quote]Are you a murderer, pacifist, or politician in video games?[/quote] I am a very brutal murderer. [quote]What is your weapon of choice, excluding modern and futuristic weaponry and advanced guns (I don’t consider muskets and flintlocks advanced).[/quote] Either a sword or a staff, but only if ancient black magic doesn't count. [quote]You are now being forced to murder your best friend with a shovel. What colour shovel do you choose?[/quote] Purple because I'll be royaly sad after. [quote]If you were a character in the Dungeons & Dragons Forgotten Realms Campaign Setting, what would your alignment be and why?[/quote] Chaotic good. I take part in a lot of stupid things, hence the chaotic. And somewhere deep down, even if I do hate people, I don't have it in me to let them suffer. [quote]What are your views on Offtopic roleplaying and how will you handle the roleplaying scenes here? [/quote] To appease those that like it and those that don't, I just ask that all posts have [RP] in the title so those that are not interested can skip them more easily. [quote]What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning? [/quote] Brutally keelhaul him for his laziness. [quote]A princess is as old as the prince will be when the princess is twice as old as the prince was when the princess's age was half the sum of their present age. What are their present ages?[/quote] I could use this answer to make a joke, but I'll just say the prince is 30 and princess is 40. [quote]Greymane or Battleborn?[/quote] Why not both? I'll get their two kids to fall in love and then I'll kill them both so the tragedy makes them bond and vow to never fight again [quote]What isn’t the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?[/quote] The meaning of life is to find your own meaning, which means any person can choose any meaning no matter how stupid, so there is no correct answer to this question. [quote]You are opening a restaurant for the undead. What is your signature meal? [/quote] The dead will jump for joy when they take my delicious honey buns and French toast! [quote]Fill in the blank. Dagoth Wave is _______.[/quote] Real [quote]Is there such things as wrong answers?[/quote] No [quote]Why was the answer to that last question wrong?[/quote] So I could set up the answer for this question.
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Democracy bump
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An excellent set of answers to an excellent set of questions… ROLL ON THE NEXT STAGE!
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Alright..... Let's do this [b]1.)[/b] Probably nothing. I give the citizens the right to handle it as they see fit. [b]2.)[/b] Star Wars (Episodes 3, 4, and 5) [b]3.)[/b] Robbing a bank and mass genocide [b]4.)[/b] Because that's how it be [b]5.)[/b] I'm a Lizard Man Hybrid [b]6.)[/b] 100% Murderer [b]7.)[/b] My trusty Bonking Stick [b]8.)[/b] Red. It hides the blood easier [b]9.)[/b] Chaotic Neutral. Keeps things interesting for everyone [b]10.)[/b] Sing more sea shantys and keep drinking [b]11.)[/b] No Comment [b]12.)[/b] Battleborn. No question about it [b]13.)[/b] It's definitely not 42 [b]14.)[/b] Fresh screaming children [b]15.)[/b] Fire [b]16.)[/b] Only if I say so [b]17.)[/b] It's not wrong. Because I said so
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I'm a murderous politician. 😁 I know no one asked.